Sunday, January 31, 2010

The other day I went to get my eyebrows waxed.
The lady waxing them was not my usual lady. She seemed nice enough. Until she got close in to apply the wax and do what these sadists normally do. SHE HAD THE WORST BREATH I have ever smelled. I think her teeth were rotting right out of her head, or she ate a pile of cat shit for lunch.
It was awful.
This is not some hole in the ground place I go to either, that perhaps hired some homeless, ex-prostitute to do the waxing. It's a "you pay way to much and why is it necessary to drink mimosas while you get waxed?" kinda place.
I was appalled.
I should of said something, but I ran out of there as fast as I could.

Maybe I should send in a tube of toothpaste or some mouthwash, or even a business card to a dentist. It was downright nasty.

Yup. An esthetician with severe halitosis gets me to blog again. Life has a funny way of working doesn't it?

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Resolutions?

I'm so anti-resolutions, but this year I'm jumping on the bandwagon. Yup. Here I am!!

I've made a few promises of change (aka resolutions):
1. Loose weight. Yeah cliche..I know. Since August I've been working out, so I'm continuing with that and looking closer at my diet. I'm considering becoming a vegetarian..at least part time..more part time then already that is! I think posting a picture of me in a bathingsuit on the fridge should do the trick.
2. Get organized. Tackle the basement. Get rid of shit and hopefully make some plans to get that baby finished!
3. Start the process for another baby since the regular method doesn't work well for us. I still have hope and faith, but we need a back up plan! It's just a matter if I can take all the appointments with a toddler in tow, or if we'll foster/adopt? I've been praying a lot about this and hope to have some insight into what is meant to be.
4. Make sure my desk is clean before I leave work. It sounds silly but when 21 6 and 7 year olds are tossing shit on your desk all day it can be a disaster! It drives me insane!

So there I am. Check back with me and see how I'm doing will ya? I need to be accountable?

Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas too, since I haven't been around too much!
We survived the holidays and had a blast in the mean time! It was nice to be off for 2 weeks as usual,but it was even nicer to have Mr. Sass home too. We did lots of things (minds out of the gutters people) and spent lots of time as a family.
Mason had a blast at Christmas - but it was mostly the visiting and the seeing lots of people that he gets a kick out of. His idea of opening presents was ripping a bow off! He opened a few gifts but mostly I opened them if they were from someone other then us. He still has about 6-8 of them here but I don't care when he opens them! It will probably be the last year where he doesn't tear into everything in like 20 minutes! He was quite happy with the few toys he opened. He wanted to play with them right away and I loved that. We played all morning!
I'd also like to take this opportunity to thank my younger brother for buying Mason his first drum set. Brilliant! He didn't even have the decency to include some advil! All joking aside, we are having lots of fun with them!
New Years was quiet. We went out for dinner with my family early in the evening and then headed home. Mason went to bed and we watched a movie and had a drink. I actually went to bed around 11:30! Meh.
I hope everyone has a happy healthy new year! All the best for 2010. I'll try not to be so boring!