Men are babies...end of story

Men are such babies when they are sick...get over it! You're not the first person to ever get a cold, nor will you be the last. My favourite is when I get a cold, I'm told "I don't let myself get sick!" Nor do I get any sympathy or any effort to make me feel better...and to be honest I don't need it! If I'm really that sick and in bed, sure a cup of tea would be nice, but its JUST A COLD! They get all huffy and whinny with a stuffy nose... I can't stand it! You are not going to die, you will get well again, and in the process you may use a few boxes of Kleenex...Come back and complain after you've given birth or have had a limb ripped off...then we'll talk. I'll bring the tea.

Foods that smell like feet...

Have you ever considered that some food really smells like feet? For some time I have been mentally compiling a list of foods that seriously smell like feet...yet we eat them! Okay so this list isn't that long..but it will grow as I think of others that have grossed me out in the past...
Brocolli (cooked)
Cualiflower (cooked)
Kraft Dinner (why do we even eat that slop?)
Weiner water...this is a whole other area you don't want to get me started on..and I don't think I can handle even thinking about it right now..erlack!)
Vegetable soup
Cabbage
Asparagus
This doesn't show much for my mental capacity does it?

The Masculinity of the Vagina (?!?!)

Why is that the MOST feminine word has a masculine pronoun in the French language?! It is Le Vagine? What sense does that make...you would think that if they were going to assign masculine and feminine pronouns to every word, they would at least give THAT word a feminine one!

Politeness is a lost cause sometimes

The other day it occured to me...why do I go out of my way to do good things for people when most of the time they either don't care or are oblivious to what is happening. Soemtimes, they are just rude. I'm not looking for praise or anything, I was brought up to be polite to people and help others...is that not what kids are taught today? It appears not. You can stand and hold the door for someone, and they just breeze by without so much as a nod? What is that? How would you have felt if I let it slam in your face while I walked off? The other day I had my hands full and was coming out of the office...I was also balancing two hot cups of tea. The door was closed and there were to male students sitting on the bench...staring at me as if to say "I wonder how your going to work this?" Neither bothered to help me, but instead stared at me with mouths open...I ended up having to put the pile down, prop the door open, leave, place the stuff back down, then close the door again! While those 2 boneheads watched! Can you believe it? Did it not occur to them that maybe I could have used a little help? What is wrong with our youth? It's only one example, but really...am I alone on this or are people getting ruder and ruder? What happened to treating people with respect and dignity? Apparently it went out with bell bottom pants.