Ironic.
I was composing a post about Timmies when I came across Mackey's post "I heart Timmies."


Well...here's my open letter to Timmies (well heck, all the cool kids are doing it!).


Dear Timmies,
I love you. I really do. I am a faithful patron of your coffee house despite not drinking coffee. I'm a tea girl. Don't judge. I spend my hard earned money in your establishments. During this time of year, when you have Roll up the Rim, I probably increase my visits at least 300%. That's a lot of coin. I'm addicted to rolling up the rim. I am.
Well, I've had it.
Could you toss me a fucking bone please? Something. Anything. For the amount of rim I'm rolled I should have a few more wins then 1 coffee and a lousy donut. I don't want the donuts. My ass tries to tell me otherwise, but I have will power. I'd like the money, the car, heck I'll take the Timmies card to help cover the cost of this addiction. Something. Why do you give my brother in law the $100 gift card when he hardly ever goes. Such irony. Son of a bitch.
Now that you hear my complaints, maybe you could do something about it. I feel like I am your bitch. All I am good for is a good ol' roll up the rim job.
Gee thanks.
Love,
Sassy
P.S. It's my birthday today. Something would be nice. Peace.

I went for tea...and saw a tit

Most Sundays, the Sass family goes to a local coffee shop for tea/coffee and a bagel or some other breakfast-type time (sometimes Mason asks for a "fuffin"). It's in the old downtown part of our small town. It's a very long and narrow establishment. Chairs, couches, etc. Think Central Perk from Friends but mush it to be about 10 feet wide and like 200 feet long...paint it in dark purples, blues and yellows and we have our favourite place to go for the java.
This morning was no exception.
It was about 9:30 when we arrived. We ordered our tea and bagels and headed to the back corner. "Our table."
When we went up a short flight of stairs we noticed a couple sitting in the corner on the couches.
No big deal right?
Well...they were making out and her tits were right there on display for everyone to see! I guess she didn't notice us right away because she was too preoccupied with trying to rub one out through her boyfriend's pants.
Eventually they realized we were passing by and started talking really loud. Hmmm..not to obvious there you silly crack whore.
I sent Mr. Sass for a napkin and once he passed them, he looked back and they were at it again because I had my back to them.
Get a room.
Get a backseat of a car.
Get a life.

Who does that at 9:30am in a coffee shop? Or am I getting to be a prude in my old age?

This and that...

I guess it's back into the swing of things at work. Meh. Nothing like dragging your sorry ass out of bed and having to leave a toddler who is sleeping soundly (until 8:30 no less!) with my mom...only to get to work and remember that it's parent teacher interview week. This means a late night on Thursday that will be spent shoveling shit to parents.

On the plus we have been shopping for a car and might have finally found one we both agree on. Stay tuned!

Lastly, I finally got a Wii Fit and am totally excited. I've had my friend's Wii/Wii Fit for months and had to give it back. Now I have my own and was ready to rock it!
Problem.
My darling son was using the remote as a "phone." I saw it sitting on the kitchen table at one point, but where it is now is beyond me.
No Wii Fit tonight.
I need to get a new remote.
If anyone is looking for something to get me, my birthday is next week ;)

Gotta trust a gut feeling...

Sometimes I just get a gut feeling.
And then something happens that kind of confirms my gut feeling.
That something is up.
Something isn't right.
Someone is hurting.
I don't know for sure, but I'm going to trust my gut.

The thing is...I can't do much about it, if it's true.
I can't do much except let this person know I am thinking of them.
That I'm here.
I may not physically be there. But I'm there.
I'm there is spirit.
I'm only a phone call away.
And my boobies are always available for hugs. Always.

I'm rolling in with the tumbleweeds...

Yup. Time flies when you're having fun.
Or not having fun. Whatever the case may be. It's been a little of both around here. Where does time go?
I had so many to things to say during the Olympics..and never tore myself away from them long enough to share them. Now it almost seems pointless to go into it. Instead I'll do a few points of things still floating around re: the Olympics.
- Brilliant games. The best ever! I found myself glued to the tv and watching and learning about sports that I haven't ever cared about before. Take curling for instance! I got hooked. Call me what you want, but I thought it was neat!
- SO proud to be CANADIAN!! I saw our Nation's pride rise and we celebrated and we cheered and we were one. This is not something Canadians as a whole do very well. I am so proud of our athletes and was moved to tears a few times hearing our national anthem.
- Speaking of which - did you like hearing our National anthem so often?! Record breaking!
- Heart breaking for American Hockey fans..HA! Man was I on edge that whole game. Mason learned the phrase "Oh crap!" as a result, but it could have been a lot worse if I said what was really in my head when USA tied it up! I was actually sick to my stomach at times! Amazing.
- I'm saying this now: since one of my friends in now expecting a baby girl and will most likely use my #1 girls name (if I should be lucky enough to ever use it!), I've decided that perhaps I will name her Maelle instead after the snowboarder. I love her name. It's so pretty!

- Ummm....lastly: WE HAVE SOME FUCKING HOT ATHLETES! Sure most of them are way young, but damn! HOT!! There was more then once when I turnded to Mr. Sass and said, "I think I have feelings for him..."

That's enough about the Olmpics!
NO WAIT. One more thing!
- Want to hear Mr. Sass go on the best rant ever?! Talk to him about the brother-sister teams in the figure skating/ice dancing! Pretty weird to be grabbing your sister's crotch while thrusting her in the air...or having her wrap her legs around your waist and stare in each other's eyes...I would get him going each time. It's a little weird I guess. I'm not a skater, so I really could care less.

Enough :)

Work is good.
Weather is getting better.
It's Roll up the Rim time at Timmies and as usual, I barely win anything despite seeing a 300% increase in my visits. My brother in law won a $100 gift card though, on a free coffee no less! I guess they are saving the car for me?
Mason is great. Smart. Really smart. He amazes me with the things he can do. Please scroll down if you don't want to hear me gush about my boy!
He talks non-stop. He can count to 30 and to 10 in French. He says his ABC's and can recognize the letters (except a few he mixes up sometimes) and can tell you a word for each one (D-daddy, N-nana). He's a ham. He has such a wicked sense of humour that I've almost thrown up a few times from him making me laugh. He also has a weird sense of humour. He currently likes to give people "2 volts" where he sticks two fingers in your side, leg, wherever and says "ZZZT!". Warped, but so funny.
I'll have to post some recent pics of him soon..they are still on my camera.
But now I have to go because my beautiful son is calling for "Martin, where are you?!" (That would be Mr. Sass)..and "Mommy Lisa where are you please?!"

Now out to enjoy some awesome weather. Will post soon (famous last words - but I mean it!)