Canada day eh! Haiku - ish

Schools out for summer,
How did I spend my first day?
Cleaning my classroom.


Hella's coming down!
Celebrating the beaver,
Canada day eh!


Saying goodbye sucks,
Even if it's more like a
see you later babe!

Oh yeah.... 2 more days!
If I don't sweat to death by then.

Check this out!!

I finally got this to scan properly!
It's my 13 week ultrasound picture:


His/her head is on the right and both arms are up. You can see the spine and the legs too.
Who knew something so small could instantly melt my heart and make me so happy?

Side note: I've started a baby blog. It's only started, but together we shall grow..hehe.

A Pea in the Pod

Swussy central?

God, it was hot today.
I didn't think I could sweat from so many places.
But I did.

I paint such a lovely picture of myself don't I?

I found it!
I found it!
I found it! Found it! Found it!

The gift certificate has been found!

YESSSSS!

Thanks for well wishes
with my baby announcement
Tears brought to my eyes.

Can't wait to share all,
pictures, anecdotes, et al.
Minus the vag shots.

Four more days to go,
Summer vacation will start,
don't be a hater...

An Extra Special HNT this week...

It's time.
Time to spill the beans.

This shall be my final HNT for awhile. I'm sure I'll get creative once and awhile, but for now, my energy and thoughts are elsewhere.

I'm Expecting my first child in December!!!

I'm thrilled, excited, scared...all these emotions! I'm already 15 weeks along. I can't complain. It's been smooth sailing so far (I wonder if I'll pay for it later?). No morning sickness at all, no nasty mood swings: Nothing. Just fatigue in the beginning like nothing I've ever felt before. I haven't even gained any weight yet! I've somehow managed to loose a few pounds.

It wasn't until I took this picture that I realized I have a ponch on me now. A wee baby bump. I debated posting this picture because it took me by surprise...I didn't realize how things had changed. Then I thought "ahhh screw it! I'm pregnant. It's only going to get bigger from here!"

Happy HNT!

Camping Nazi...

I am alive.
I was away camping this past weekend. It was a girls camping weekend. Insanely fun..but I think I've been eaten alive by mosquitoes.
And I scratch them. Fuck it. When the itch wakes me up, I'm scratching. Little bastards. One got me right in the top of my butt crack too. I think I'll leave that one alone. I don't want to look t0o 'classy' walking around scratching my ass like I haven't washed in a week.

My car is still broke. Mr. Sass is trying desperately to fix it after work. I don't know how he does it in this heat after putting in a full day at work. I appreciate the effort and the fact that he does it for me makes me feel special...but I really do miss having my car. Keep your fingers crossed for me!

I'll post again soon..when I have something exciting to say....which shall be soon.

This, that and the other...a day of shit.

It's just been one of those days.

Work was tiring.
My mom had surgery on her knee today and I had to go pick her up. The nurse called me at work to let me know everything was okay and to tell me I should come get her immediately. The problem was it was only 3:00 and I'm not finished work until 3:30, and it's easily a 20 minute drive. I had visions of my mom waiting around in pain and nurses thinking I'm some insensitive bitch of a daughter. My mother kept telling me not to rush and not to worry, but still I did. I managed to get someone to cover my class and left within 10 minutes.

I was 2 minutes from the hospital when my car 'broke' down. It overheated and the car was 'dinging' at me to pull over. I honestly thought 'fuck it' I'm this close, so I continued on. Short end of the story? It seems my fans aren't kicking in so my car overheated. It better not be the relay switch because we just fixed that last summer. The only way to get my car back to the shop was to drive with the heat on full blast...in 25 degree weather. Peachy.
Got mom home safe and sound (in her car thank God! Mr. Sass drove my hotter than hell car to the shop and I took mom's car which was already at the hospital) and settled at home. We had some dinner and chatted. I was about to head home when we noticed her bandages were blood soaked right through the tensor and onto the white capri pants she was wearing. We got her upstairs so I could have a look. Blood, blood and more blood. I got everything off, except the very first bandage they put on. We weren't given any of the large bandages she had so I improvised with maxi pads. My Girl Guide leader would have been so proud...if she hadn't kicked me out of Guides when I was 10. Oh well. It was a little hairy by Dr. Sassy got things under control and mom is resting comfortably. Mr. Sass had to leave to the 'shwa for a delivery which left me driving the 65 Mustang back home. It was an event.
I'm glad to be home, but damn am I tired and ready for this day to be over!!
Sweet dreams!

Tagged by CruiserMel.

Here are 7 facts/habits/oddities about yours truly. I think I've done something similar in the past, but I'll be damned if I can find it. Besides, I'm always willing to play along! I'll try to think of some new things...

1. I'm looking for the perfect way to commit a crime and get away with it, because, if my husband gets one more speeding ticket he's a goner.

2. In the shower I follow a pretty strict order of events. If I forget something, or I change it up, it throws my whole day off. I'm a loser like that.

3. I can't stand when people walk on the backs of their shoes instead of putting them on. Take a minute you chimp...or buy slip-ons.

4. I like the smell of horse shit. There I said it. It doesn't mean I walk around sticking my nose up a horses ass. Anything smells better then my husband's farts.

5. I really want to learn another language...or brush up on the second one I have so I feel confident using it again. Funny how the ability to cuss someone out never seems to be lost...

6. I'm a complete idiot when it comes to keeping plants alive. Most of you know this. However, I dug a new garden in my backyard with the help of my neighbour. I lie awake at night wondering if (more like when) it will die.

7. Always a crowd pleaser: I'm afraid of ET. Yes, the little alien from the movies. Gives me the serious heebie jeebies.

I'll have seconds please!

I'm no stranger to "panty-soup." Especially when you show me a picture of a man in a kilt or Brad...or Angelina...or mmmm a man with an accent and a pierced eyebrow.

See what I mean? Maybe you don't want to.

Either way, this is something new to me:

I kinda figured it would be a creamy soup though.


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On a side note (and nothing to do with any kind of soup!):

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my "little" brother!

Thunderboomer Haiku

Sitting home alone,
A big summer storm has hit,
Thunder shakes the house.

There's something about
rain, black clouds and loud thunder
that gets me horny.

I've looked high and low,
Gift certificate still lost,
I'm about to peek.

I had a reallllllly cool afternoon.
Who knew something so little could make your day?

At some point in life, as you get older, you'd think the childish drama would stop.
Not so.
Some people still behave as if we were all in grade 7. I'm half expecting to hear "well you're not coming to my birthday party" and "we're not talking to you so humph!"
I'd like to avoid it all together. I've said it before, even though I come off the complete opposite, I hate conflict and confrontation. I'm the peace keeper. That said, I will speak my mind if I'm pissed enough or my friends are being hurt. It's getting to that point. I just don't want to start any more waves and make things worse.

What kills me is if you have a problem with a person/group of people, say it to their face! Don't run your gob hole off behind their back and run to tattle and make threats to others.

Buck up. Cowards.
Or is it that you know you are being petty and stupid?

Part of me would really like to bitch slap one person and twist the balls of another who is a repeat offender.
But I'm a lady.

Stop laughing.
I am.

I seem to have lost a gift certificate for a large amount of money.

If anyone has seen it, it would be nice to have it back. I don't want the person to know I've lost it. Besides, I really need it. I have some painting I'd like to get done before the summer.

This kind of shit really pisses me off.

Dirty little secrets??

Tagged by Hella:

1. What's in your wallet? Money (not much!), pictures, assorted cards, highschool picture of Mr. Sass where he looks like Jesus.
2. Whats under your bed? Nothing. Maybe a tumbleweed of dog hair at times.
3. What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet? A box with some old memory items in it..and some toys of sorts.
4. Whats in your underwear drawer? A whole lot of underwear!! Thongs mostly.
5. Whats in the trunk of your car? Up until last week it was full of car parts for one of the POS belonging to Mr. Sass. Now there is only windshield washer fluid, a map book and some windex.
6. What colour is the underwear you are wearing right now? They happen to be white and red and say "Cockpit Lover"
7. Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it? No, not really. Nothing to hide I guess.
8. Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what? No...should I feel guilty about finishing the rainbow sorbet though?
9. What is the most embarrassing thing in your room right now? It's a toss up: the husband or the dog. I'm kidding. I can't think of a thing...
10. Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about? Alllll the time.
11. What is your last thought before you fall asleep? God, I hope I wake up. There is so much I want to see and do. That and...geeze I'll probably be up in 2 hours to pee.
12. How long have those leftovers been in the fridge? A day or 2 max. Mr. Sass will eat anything.
13. If I confiscated your computer and took a look around....what would I find? Some interesting pics no doubt, some of my writing, and other little treats and such no doubt.
14. Do you sleep with anything? My husband and a stuffed Hippo named Flora that he gave me. It makes a good bed divider. He can stay to the left of Flora, but as soon as he creeps over, she attacks.
15. What is your midnight snack weakness? I'm too lazy to eat at night, especially if I have to go down and get it.
16. Have you ever shop lifted? Yes, as a kid. A Tiffany poster.
17. Have you ever vandalized anything? Several things. I think my 'mark' is all over Ontario's landmarks.
18. Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? We are on a first name basis.
19. What do you wait until no one is looking to do? Hella had it right: adjust my thong.

You can play if you want now.

It's not always as it appears...

This morning I turned on the tv for a little background noise while I made something to eat.
I had my back to the screen and the following conversation filled the room:

Man #1 - Whoooa!!
Man #2 - That's my rod your hand is on.
Man #1 - Look at the size of it! It's huge! Yes, yes, yeeessss!
Man #2 - Shake it off a bit, get a good look.
Man #1 - It's a 2-hander for sure.
Man #2 - (Laughing) This is greeeattt!

Wondering what the hell my husband had on the tv the night before, I spun around.

It was a fishing show.