100 Things

100 things about me.
Maybe some stuff you didn't want to know, but you decided to read it!

1. I was suppose to be named Leanne, but my mom and the neighbour didn't want to have their girls grow up together with the same name and be best friends. First one to have their baby could use the name Leanne. I don't know this girl from a hole in the wall. I could have been Leanne.
2. Contrary to what people think when they see my name, my parents were not huge Elvis fans.
3. My name did get me my first waitressing job, because my boss was an Elvis fan.
4. I'm a middle child. To some this explains a lot.
5. I'm an Aries. To others, this explains a lot.
6. Maybe it's a combination of the two?
7. I don't know if I believe my horoscope.
8. I do believe that everything happens for a reason.
9. My favourite colour is purple, but this does not mean I want my nipples to be pinched.
10. I love green too.
11. Not much grosses me out.
12. But snot does. BIG TIME.
13. Only on adults though..who insist on 'snorting' it our making that 'horking' sound. bleh!
14. I'm gagging right now at the thought.
15. I used to think that if too much water got in my belly button I would drown. It stressed me out as a kid.
16. Because of this my old roommate Keri calls me BB. Last time I tell her shit like that! Isn't that right Muffy???
17. My mom still calls me Dolly...my childhood nickname.
18. She also calls me "sleaza" instead of Lisa. Can you feel the love?
19. My mom is one of my heros.
20. She struggled to give us everything we needed/wanted after my dad died.
21. I was 9 when that happened.
22. I'm just (slightly) addicted to horseback riding.
23. I wish I could afford my own horse.
24. I went so far as to tell Mr. Sass he could stick it in my ass if he bought me a horse.
25. He's working 4 jobs and selling all his shit on Ebay.
26. I'm kidding.
27. About the 4 jobs and Ebay.
28. I want to name my horse Giacomo! Say it. It's fun to say.
29. My hair was thick and straight until puberty.
30. Now it's thin and curly.
31. I want a tattoo.
32. I'm a bit chicken (a lot chicken) to get one.
33. A celtic cross I think. I need to find the right one.
34. My elbows are double jointed and I can 'knock' the bones together. It's a great party trick.
35. I probably use sarcasm too much.
36. I was the first to graduate University in my immediate family.
37. I went to Brock in St. Catharines.
38. No I didn't have sex in the "she-wolf" there, but I know people who did.
39. I care too much what other people think, even though I give the impression I don't give a flying fuck.
40. I'm a pleaser. I like my friends and family to be happy, so I try to do whatever it takes.
41. I'm allergic to penicillin and the back up: erythromycen. Basically, I'm screwed then?
42. I pick at things.
43. I'm afraid of ET.
44. And bees.
45. I'm a morning person.
46. I have a bad habit of falling asleep during movies, no matter how good they are.
47. I give pretty good massages, so I hear.
48. My family is of Irish/Scottish decent.
49. I would love to go see Ireland/Scotland one day.
50. My grandfather used to tell me that he sold the 'O' from his last name, for a bowl of soup when he came to Canada.
51. I'm not allowed to say "Oh my God" in front of my grandfather, because apparently it's offensive.
52. But I could say the "N" word and he wouldn't bat an eyelash.
53. My grandfather is not a racist...just old.
54. I have 2 brothers.
55. I met Mr. Sass when I was 16 (or was it 15?)
56. He looked like Jesus (seriously...I wonder if he'd let me post his H/S pic?)
57. He was exactly what my mother did NOT want me bringing home. She was pissed that I broke up with the 'lovely Irish Catholic boy." Pfffft.
58. I was date raped at 15.
59. I never told anyone then, except a guidance councilor.
60. I regret that.
61. My mom still doesn't know, and it would kill me (and her) if she knew.
62. I've broken my leg and my toes.
63. I've had surgery once, and then popped stitches racing down the stairs to see Hella's then husband. I was high on drugs when I did it. It's funny now. It wasn't then.
64. You wouldn't believe me if I told you what the surgery was for. I'm apparently young for this shit. Lucky me.
65. Because of it, I'm very shy/self-conscience about what I wear and what I'll show people.
66. I'm not telling you what it is.
67. My favourite number is 33.
68. I was one of those kids that thought if I touched myself 'down there' I would get pregnant.
69. If that was the case, I would have a ka-zillion kids. :P
70. There is nothing more in life that I'd like then to be a mom.
71. I see a doctor for that reason.
72. I pray everyday and wish on every star that one day I will get that.
73. This has caused some hardships in my marriage...but we'll stick it out.
74. I'm amazed at how 2 people from different backgrounds and upbringing could be so alike.
75. I don't really cry in front of anyone, except for Mr. Sass and Hella...and once in front of a co-worker after a failed attempt at the fertility clinic.
76. I cry when I'm alone, because I want to be the strong one for people.
77. I'd rather be the one people depend on, then have to depend on people. Does that make sense?
78. I don't like to go into the basement alone at night. It scares me...laugh if you want!
79. I like to read. A lot.
80. I love languages and wish I could speak many!
81. My french is rusty...I don't really have anyone to speak it with.
82. Accents turn me on. It doesn't matter what kind..but an accent...yum!
83. I would move to another country just to listen to people talk.
84. Pierced eyebrows do it for me too...but on the right guy.
85. It's really easy to make me smile.
86. I can get along with most people easily.
87. I use humour a lot, but you either get me, or you don't. If not, I probably look like a tool sometimes. I don't care.
88. I have no shame.
89. I don't embarrass easily.
90. I can be quite lady-like and proper if I want to be.
91. I like to be 'one of the guys'.
92. I love looking at pictures, taking pictures and sharing pictures.
93. I have some interesting shots of people in interesting positions....you can never let your guard down with me when I have a camera.
94. I'm more spiritual then most people think...but I don't go to church often.
95. I'd like to think I'm incredibly tolerant and understanding....I really do hope I am!
96. I like to dance, but I can't really dance worth beans! Like a bull in a china shop baby!
97. I say "eh" a lot, and type it.
98. I can't keep plants alive very well....just look back at that bamboo!
99. I like to flirt...a lot. I guess I like the attention. Is this comment going to get me in trouble??
100. I sing loudly when I'm in the car alone. I know I can't sing, so I don't torture too many people for too long.
101. I LOVE Kevin Smith films.

101 - over achiever? Perhaps that's 102?