Bare with me a little on this one:
I saw a guy standing out near the park by the school today. Not bad looking either. I was pretty sure he was the father of one of my kids. If so, I hadn't had a chance to speak to him as the parents are divorced and he's not around often, so I decided to approach him. You know: Lay the charm on, shmooze...whatever.
He was standing alone by the swings, watching the kids play. I put my best smile on and said:
Excuse me, I think you are the father of one of my kids.
Him: Blank stare. Looks me up and down....smiles.
Awkward silence. I'm thinking I'm wrong and I've made a fool of myself.
Wrong.
Him: Ohhh yeahhhh. I remember now! We were are that party. You were totally smashed and so was I. You looked really hot though. How could I forget? You were the girl I nailed in the laundry room...up against the dryer. You left scratches on my back!
Big shitting-eating grin on his face.
Mine? Not so much.
Me: ummm sir, although that does sound lovely, I was just saying that I think you are the parent of one of my students....
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SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME, SAS!
Except in my case, we really did it! :)
i'm sorry, but if you leave your self that open there's no way a guy could resist that one.
of course, my response would have been "no way, it can't be mine, i pulled out way early on that one"
OH MY GAWD!
How do you find these charmers Sassy?
LOL!!
Did that really happen?!?!? Cuz I know I've read that as a forwarded email joke. LOL. Terrific, sister. Well played.
Oh Sass...you are a funny girl.
xo
Ain't it fun being a techer?!!
NICE! okay, I might be slow but did this situation really happen or is this a joke that I've not heard? either way, very funny!
Shut up..."parents of one of my students" ya, sure..right...we bth know where you knew him from. ;)
Steve~
hmm.. did they write this joke about you in this July's Playboy?!!
Hahaha, very funny! Is it true!? Doesn't matter. It's still funny.
What's really strange is that the night in the laundry room happened, but now I will never know who the girl was...sigh
Hahaha
Totally busted. Of course that didn't really happen...and well I guess I've been outed as to where I may have got that...lol
If it did really happen, he would have got a slap.
Worth a laugh anyway. :P
sassy- wait... so you're not a teacher?
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