Most Sundays, the Sass family goes to a local coffee shop for tea/coffee and a bagel or some other breakfast-type time (sometimes Mason asks for a "fuffin"). It's in the old downtown part of our small town. It's a very long and narrow establishment. Chairs, couches, etc. Think Central Perk from Friends but mush it to be about 10 feet wide and like 200 feet long...paint it in dark purples, blues and yellows and we have our favourite place to go for the java.
This morning was no exception.
It was about 9:30 when we arrived. We ordered our tea and bagels and headed to the back corner. "Our table."
When we went up a short flight of stairs we noticed a couple sitting in the corner on the couches.
No big deal right?
Well...they were making out and her tits were right there on display for everyone to see! I guess she didn't notice us right away because she was too preoccupied with trying to rub one out through her boyfriend's pants.
Eventually they realized we were passing by and started talking really loud. Hmmm..not to obvious there you silly crack whore.
I sent Mr. Sass for a napkin and once he passed them, he looked back and they were at it again because I had my back to them.
Get a room.
Get a backseat of a car.
Get a life.
Who does that at 9:30am in a coffee shop? Or am I getting to be a prude in my old age?
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LOL....you prude. ;-)
damn Sass you are getting OLD! you should have bit her titty!
David - Ha!
Sage - I would have bit her titty if A) She had any real titties. She was clearly a member of the itty bitty titty committee. or
B) She didn't look like such a crack whore. As it stands, I was already afraid of catching something from walking by her...
Maybe it was another guy.
Ewww! LOL! This one time, me and the ex husband tried to take Halie on a picnic - and of course there was a couple - screwing - in a jeep at the picnic ground. Thank god she was too little to even care!! :)
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