A student asked me yesterday, "When are you going to lay your baby?"
Like I'm some sort of chicken.
I laughed until the tears ran down my cheek (I call this a "Hella" laugh. She has the best laugh!)
Now I'm questioning the whole educational system.
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Did you explain that you "LAID" your husband & that is how you got the baby?:)
or really screw them up and say:
"i'll lay the baby in the cabbage patch after i have sex with the stork"
Oh my! That's too funny!
I think laying babies is illegal.
hey i`m done blogging my email addy is creature-features@hotmail.com
OMG, THIS is why I couldn't wait for you to go back to school. These "kids say the darndest things" stories kill me and I LOVE IT. Thanks Sassy, and good luck laying that baby. Hope her barn is all set up for her.
P.S. Baby;s love hay to eat when they're first born. that's what I've heard anyway...
I STILL HAVE A PROFILE TO COMMENT, ANYWAY THIS LIL STORY IS TO FUNNY...KIDS ARE SO DAMN CUTE EVEN WHEN THEY ARE NOT TRYING TO BE!
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