A few (Penis) Masonisms of late:* The babysitter's husband walks in and Mason goes over to say hello. He says, "Hi Martin. How's your day. Aaron has a penis." And walks away.
* Mr. Sass goes in to the bathroom and locks the door. It's the only way to get any privacy around here. Mason tries the door and tells me "Hey, it's locked!" I respond, "That's because daddy wants privacy." Mason then yells at the top of his lungs "DADDY HAS A PENIS!!!". He does this every time. He once yelled "Daddy wants a penis" by accident. I'm trying to get him to do that one in public. Mr. Sass would turn about 50 shades of red.
* My friend's little girl likes to take her clothes off (same age as Mason). Today she pulled her arms out of her tank top and pulled the shirt down her tummy. Mason walks by and says, "Oh Isabelle...your nipples!"
* As most know (and if you don't, I'm not explaining to you), boys will get random erections. Mason likes to announce "I have my big penis!"
I think he is obsessed with Penis. I wonder if I should be concerned....
6 comments:
first I love when I have random erections!
Second NO do not be concerned! Do you know any man who isn't obsessed with his penis?
Sage beat me to it. I was just going to ask you what male on earth is not penis obsessed. :)
Adrien's just discovering his I think.. every time I change his diaper, he starts yanking at his.. I'm afraid he's gonna yank it off one of these days!!!lol
It's funny because I find myself telling Husband that the fetus has a penis all the time.
Yes, Sage hit it dead on. They start as infants and it doesn't stop until they are in the ground.
HAHAHA! SO nuts having boys. It's truly a new adventure for us ladies. Kai has just recently started grabbing it, which totally freaked me out but I hear is quite normal. Another friend of mine has an older son (maybe 3 yrs) and one day she said to him, "why do you keep grabbing yourself, please stop" and his reply was, "oh mommy, if you had one you'd grab it too" HA! Love it.
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