A Quest for Chocolate Poon

All I wanted was a chocolate vagina for a male friend at work. A little Valentine's gag gift. Is that so much to ask?

Apparently it is.

The sex shop here was closed and it was only 7:15. In this one horse town, there doesn't seem to be a need for sex shops to open much past 5:00. I guess that's why most farmers and rednecks around here have at least a couple of sheep? Normal people would leave it for another day, or perhaps leave it all together.
I am not normal.
We decided to head into the 'city' knowing that the store would be open until at least eight. Hell bent for leather, we raced there and made it on time.

Success! I know am the proud owner of a white chocolate vagina, a dark chocolate penis (hey, it was bigger!) and even a nice set of chocolate titties.

I can sleep happily tonight, knowing that someone will be victim to my sick mind and perverted ways in 2 days time.