How come I've never heard of this?!
Move over Bedazzlers! Here come the Vajazzlers!!
Vajazzle? you ask.
Well...think Bedazzling on your va-jj.
Wax it.
Decorate it.
So I guess the idea is to wax it and then get these crystals put on. I really and truly hope they use some kind of adhesive and not this old school bedazzler gun! I think you run the chance of your crotch resembling a disco ball, but it could be classy and quite the surprise if someone were to venture down there....Do you think we could bedazzle a set of balls too? Perhaps no straight guy would want that...but if they did, what would it be called? Balldazzling? Nutdazzling? Scrotedazzling? Talk about looking like a dico ball....
What will think of next? More importantly...where can I get this done?
10 comments:
You canhave it done in Floria, I hear that dood is the BEST ever when working with Vj's!
Sure you can do your sack-a-real-iac!
Mines been done for years!
you totally crack me up! I love it!
LMAO!! I seen them talking about this one on TV the other night - too funny! I think it would be kinda pretty though :)
I heard some morning show DJs in this neck of the woods were looking for salons that would do it. Not sure if they found any or not. I, personally, cannot imagine!!!
I just read a hilarious post. Do you read XUP?
http://exurbanpedestrian.wordpress.com/2010/04/25/whats-new-in-vulvaland/
Sage - so you have wee disco balls in your pants?
Lisa - Hehe..thanks :)
Hippychic - I think you could either get it to be really classy and pretty or totally trashy! Depends on what look you're going for.
Skygirl - HAHA! I just finished reading it. I'm going to get one of those pendants and see how many of my grade 1s and 2s ask about it..and how many phone calls I get.
I also recommend everyone to check out this link:
http://www.vulva-original.com/en/
i hope it works..and you see the "commercial" Heck I just might blog it..so funny.
I would certainly hope that if you get it done, you'll take pics of the process and the final product!
omg.. BWAHAHAHAHA vulva original.. he sniffs the seat BWAHAHAHAHAH dying.
jewels for my vag eh.. ill pass thanks
HAHAHAHAHA! Is this for real? I've never heard of that. I'm also not much on the stripper/vaj decorating circuit so I don't think I would have heard about it. Makes me wonder what you're up to on your spare time Sassy :O) Let's hope the guys don't get into this, although I think the gays would be all over it!
Hmmm, hubby has a hard time as it is buying jewelry that can be seen by the general public - wonder if he'd be more or less likely to buy me bling for my dingaling
Where has this tool been my hole life???
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