Sick, foul, nasty, insane...I don't know what the hell you want to call this, but it's just plain ol' DISGUSTING.
I had Baby Sass running around nude this evening because he has a pretty nasty diaper rash and I wanted him to air out. Sure, he's peed on a few things (stairs, my nightstand, the carpet...) but all is good. He loves being nude. The other day he actually let out a huge fart and when we looked down, he had left a good ol' pile of crap on the tile (thank god it was the tile!). Anyhoo...
He's nudin' around this evening, and I'm snapping a picture or two (his bum is beyond cute!) and I come around the table and notice there is a loaf on the floor. A loaf and a half to be exact. He crapped on the floor (again, thank god it was the tile). That isn't the nasty part though.
You know what is?!
The dog came by and ate the fucking turd.
Oh yes he did. He gobbled up that piece and a half of shit like we never feed the poor buggar and then licked the floor clean after.
Fuck me!
Really?! Yes. This is my reality. My dog ate my son's shit.
What is a girl to do?
....well I told Cooper to go give Mr. Sass a big ol' kiss when he came in from work for one thing...
That's a start.
If your stomach is turning like mine was, then here's a little picture to put a smile on your face:
P.S. You see the dog's snout in the bottom right corner? He's still licking his chops from his fecal feast.....I guess those of you who saw this post before I cropped it can attest to it being there. Thatgirl is right..too many perverts out there ;)
16 comments:
haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
That is NASTY!!!!! My dumb ol golden retreiver used to do the same damn thing. He used to eatthe cruchy cat turds out of the litter box too!!!!!
LMAO!
dude that is gross.
LOL
but funny as hell
and what a cute little pumpkin *giggles*
Oh, gag. That's so gross.
Eew. Eew.
Gross.
Nasty.
Distgusting.
Just, Ew.
I'm rethinking my need to come visit you someday. Perhaps I should wait for a few years...
Yuckity yuck!! But thanks to this post, my urge to snack is gone!
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!
That is some funny, if not gross, stuff right there Sassy!
I think it's time to start showing the little monster where the toilet is. Ugghh, I can just see my dog doing the same thing, and there's just no stopping them. OY! I'm going to hurl...
Your little naked kid is so freakin cute, maybe he's taking lessons from the dog. Make sure you don't catch him out in the yard taking shits next to each other....now that would be really weird! And your neighbors might call the authorities...
Ewwww! 'Nuff said.
But it was kind of funny!
I suppose you should be happy that it didn't go the other way round!!!
Boys and their dogs..
my dog did that with my nephew.. mom freaked and asked the vet if it would hurt him
surprisingly, dogs do it cause of the waste and stuff in the feces is like candy to the dog.. soo gross, but so yum for them..
I think I just felt my stomach turn. LOL
Your kid has a smile that moves mountains girl. Seriously. Love it! I'd be more be careful w/the nudey pics tho... you know all the perverts out there on the Internet these days. I watch Dateline and they are ALL over! It's messed up!
I'm glad I've disgusted many of you ;)
Thatgirl - I was thinking the same thing, and decided that with your comment sealing the deal, that I would crop the picture. You are totally right.
I agree with the cropping just to be safe but I am glad I got to see it before editing;) He is too dang cute!
Poo is to dogs as caviar is to (some) humans.
Or so I have heard. (Huah)
(Flippin hilarious post, Sass. And that's one flippin cute kid ya got there.)
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