I consider myself an intelligent person. However, sometimes I say something sooo stupid you have to wonder. It's usually these times that whatever it was that I said will be thrown back at me for a long time to come. For example, a couple of weeks ago we were on our way to a friend's house. Driving through the country, I was looking at all the houses, and farms and admiring the scenery. I saw a farm who clearly raised/farmed (?!) bees. Having the insane fear of bees in me, I shuddered and said, "I like honey and all, but I just don't get why anyone would want to have bees." The husband takes this opportunity to tell me he'd have a bee farm. (side note: I swear he only says this shit because I wouldn't want it. Anything I hate, he loves, anything I don't want, he wants...etc). Deciding to take a jab at his serious problem of not being able to get out of bed in the morning for work, I say "Oh really? YOU want to be a farmer now? A bee farmer? Remember how you don't do mornings? How do you expect to be a farmer? You wouldn't even get out of bed to feed the bees!"
Yup: Feed the bees.
He says, "you didn't just say I'd have to feed the bees did you?" It took me a moment (okay a couple of moments) to realize what I had said. Now whenever I do or say something silly/stupid he tells me "Go feed the bees!" Frig. What can I say? Sometimes the porch light is on, but no one is home.
On a side note, I'm participating in a virtual cookie exchange over at Another Suburbans Mom's place! No...not that kind of cookie! Real cookies you can eat (nooo still not that kind of cookie!) and have to bake. I'm looking forward to trying some new recipes for Christmas, and having other people get fatter asses and it not just be me. Check her out for more details!!
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I think I am going to throw in a recipe too over at the cookie exchange.
Let the good times roll!
Thanks for pimping my cookie exchange. I am hoping its lots of fun!
How many cookies do you think there will bee?? :P (Had to)
I will check it out after work! :)
Don't bees collect nectar from flowers and use that to make honey?
If that's so, what do they do for food in November?
Ohh cookies! I'm going to go check it out. And don't worry, my hubby loves to harp on the dumb things I say...let them have their fun...for now ;O)
But, but, but, I heard bees LOVE pizza. Crap. Were you the one that told me that Sassy? ;-)
Miss Sassafrass......where r u???
It has been almost a week since u posted. U ok?
Just thinking about ya<3
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