Nipples

Grabbed your attention didn't it?
Actually, it's about nipples. My nipples.
Awhile ago, I wrote about my leaking nipples. Well, Mason's idea that my nipples were dripping, not the air conditioner. He seems to have developed an obsession with nipples. My nipples, his nipples, his father's nipples. Just saying the word nipples. I think he'll be a breast man. Maybe he gets that from his father ;)

Anyway, this is where I'll insert some recent nipple comments from my boy. At least for the most part he only brings up nipples at home. I wonder when I should be concerned?
(For those that know Mason, please know that talk of fans still outranks talks of nipples by a landslide).

* I'm getting in/out of the shower and he'll come running in panic mode "Nipples! I want to touch your nipples!" Do you have any idea how many times I've had the discussion about privacy, body parts and not touching?
* I'm getting dressed: "Mommy, you have big nipples." I always said they were the size of bologna slices, and I guess that confirms it.
*"Does daddy have big nipples like you?" "I have big nipples, but like daddy's, not yours." I now have a complex.
*"Your nipples look like eyes. Big eyes. They are watching me!" Yes they are, at least they are still looking up. When they start watching your toes I'll be more concerned.

Nipples.
Hmmm, it is a fun word to say.
Nipples.