100 more things

I decided to try to do another 100 things about me list. I figure I can ramble long enough to come up with 100 more things, and some things on my list from before really need to be updated.

So here goes:

1. Crumbs in the cutlery drawer annoy the fuck out of me.
2. I'm pretty random. Just look at #1.
3. My toe nails must be painted at all times. No matter the time of year.
4. My usual colour of choice? Whore Red or a deep purple.
5. I've met 4 bloggers now.
6. I still can't keep a plant alive to save my life.
7. The toilet paper must fall from the outside, not from the back.
8. I prefer to be shaved almost bare.
9. But my leg hair barely grows, so I rarely shave there.
10. Ditto for my pits.
11. Too much information?
12. I'm afraid of heights.
13. I'm no longer in the care of an infertility doctor. Although my file is "on ice," should we have to go back.
14. I'm hoping we don't have to.
15. Somehow I think we will though.
16. Is that pessimistic?
17. Or just realistic?
18. I swear a lot.
19. A LOT.
20. fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck
21. I love Bones.
22. Am I referring to the tv show?
23. Or something entirely different?
24. The best thing that has ever happened to me is my son.
25. I still get all weepy when I think about how much I love him, and how much he means to me.
26. Damn fucking hormones.
27. Mr. Sass is still trying to buy me a horse...he's relentless at trying to get what he wants.
28. Mr. Sass is anal about keeping the CDs in alphabetical order.
29. That point is not about me, but it's important. I owe you one.
30. To piss him off I'll randomly switch a few CDs and casually mention that I've done it.
31. I stand by and laugh my ass off at his anxiety over finding which ones they are.
32. Sometimes I've haven't actually touched any...muhahaha.
33. I can't sleep with socks on.
34. I'll be the big 3-0 this March.
35. I had a pet bunny as a kid.
36. His name was Nasty.
36. I find farts funny.
37. Dutch ovens, however, are not.
38. Unless I do it.
39. I'm a total tea drinker.
40. I'm no turd when it comes to cars.
41. That's what I get for being with Mr. Sass for about 15 years.
42. I've impressed many a guy with my knowledge.
43. Scared a few too.
44. Maybe it wasn't my knowledge that scared them....
45. I over use the exclamation mark
46. and periods..........
47. I find the word "spackle" hilarious.
48. And handcuffs.
49. I like to help people.
50. I'm half way done, so I thought I'd celebrate.
51. I just got lucky.
52. I gave Mr. Sass a "semen sanchez".
53. He didn't see it cumming. LOL
54. I think it's fucking funny.
55. I guess I'm immature too.
56. Speaking of immature, I have a Webkinz chicken named Sammy.
57. I prefer to think that I'm young at heart.
58. I like doing laundry.
59. I like loading the dishwasher, but not unloading it.
60. It's like Tetris...it really is a talent to pile the dishes in and still have them come out clean.
61. Dog's wife Beth has tits that amaze me.
62. I have to make a comment about them every time we watch the show.
63. She must have nipples the size of dinner plates.
64. All the houses I've lived in have had double numbers: 66, 44, 55.
65. I picked our last lot just because it would fall as a double number.
66. I'm addicted to a game called Dutch Blitz.
67. My husband's Mennonite family got me onto it years ago.
68. I'm really competitive at it. Scary competitive.
69. Is an excellent position.
70. Broccoli, cauliflower and Kraft dinner all smell like feet.
71. So does Asparagus.
72. But I'll still eat them.
73. I prefer to shower in the morning.
74. It's been hard adjusting to not just getting up and jumping in the shower, since my boy came along.
75. He doesn't seem to mind my 'fro or glasses.
76. Then again, he likes to vomit on me so I guess he can't be too picky.
77. I've read one of my favourite books (actually a series) at least 10 times.
78. This year.
79. Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging.
80. I wish I had more time to cook.
81. Once a month I wish death upon Aunt Flo.
82. After about 5 days I get over it though.
83. I worry a lot about the future.
84. And money.
85. I like the idea of hats, but I don't think I suit them.
86. The only kind of "hat" I wear is a riding helmet.
87. Oh!! And a toque. Shit it gets cold here!
88. When it's that cold, I don't give a shit what I look like as long as my head is warm.
89. I've seriously considered becoming a vegetarian.
90. Unless Mr. Sass changes, I'm not doing it.
91. I'm not a friggen short order chef and I'm not making 2 meals. He needs meat. I do not.
92. I love roses and gerbras.
93. I miss my best friend.
94. I've become super close with my mom since having my own baby.
95. I'm hoping she'll forget about my teen years....
96. Did I ever tell you I got grounded for life?! hehe Yeah...who hasn't?
97. I want more piercings!
98. Still a chicken to get a tattoo...but still want one :)
99. Did anyone notice I skipped some numbers? LOL
100. How many of you went to look? I fooled you.
101. I make good one debts. See? I told you I owed you one. Here it is. No returns.

We all sick of me yet? I am.