My mom, sitting on the couch with her eyes closed:
Mom: I need to go home.
Me: You can stay if you want, you know that. You look tired.
Mom: I have to go home so I can take care of my pussy.
Me: Mom - there are some things you shouldn't say to your daughter.
Mom: You're a pervert.
ME? I'm not the one who talked about "taking care of her pussy."
Just for the record.
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Oh my goodness, I love it!
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