Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Bluue, no shoe and some glue.

I went riding today. It was a perfect day: not too hot and a lovely breeze (gah, I sound like my mother). The morning started off a little crazy. There was a lot of people at the barn including the blacksmith who comes every Tuesday. I went out to the field to get Bluue, but funnily enough all his compadres lined up behind him like a little gypsy train wanting to go though the gate too. Not an easy task to divert several horses away from the gate. I'm sure I looked like a tool leading them away only to have them follow me back. Food always works though and I managed to squeeze Bluue out the gate alone. It appears he left behind a shoe which I had to go in search for. Luckily the blacksmith was there and it wasn't long before we were up and ready to go. I truly love this horse. He is sweet natured, but has a sass streak to be wreckond with! He also likes to lick. He licks my shoes if we stop for a rest while riding, he licks my pants, my hands, whatever he can get at. He has even managed to lick my face a couple of times. I let it slide, cuz I love him so.

I'll spare the details of the ride, since there is nothing really eventful to share. It was after the ride where things went downhill. We were in the barn (Bluue in cross-ties) and having a lovely moment together, when he reached over and nipped me in the tit!! Licking would have been fine, but a bite?!?! That's a little too kinky for my liking (and I'm not into interspecies erotica thank you) and damn it, it hurt! Some may argue my girls were probably in his face, but damn, he atleast needs to buy me dinner first before he gets any play like that! I have a lovely small nip mark on my left boobie, but I'll save you from that picture.

Instead, I found myself hurt by this betrayal of a horse I love to death. I had to deal with him in an appropriate manner. I made a difficult decision, but in the end I killed two birds with one stone. The horse has been taken care of, and I'm ready for back to school:



NB: I would never, never, never (!!) consider this and I assure you Bluue is in perfect condition, on his hill with his amigos (albeit with no teeth). I do love him and he could do no wrong in my books :)

9 comments:

Randi said...

a puppy bit my boobie once. it's no good.

Anonymous said...

LMAO...dont worry Sassy I will kiss it better for you. Oh yeah and I tip my hat to you for dealing with that horse in an appropriate manner

Sassy said...

I took a better look at my nipple (aka the bologna slice) and its actually now hanging by a thread!

Damn animals.

Butchie said...

I got bit by a horse on the leg a few years back. I fucking slapped him on the face as hard as I could and his front knees buckled. He got up and ran around the pasture (or field or whatever) about three times bucking and snorting. Then he came back over to me and pushed his face against my arm. I think he learned his lesson.

Robin Alexa said...

It was a PERFECT day today.

Perfect.

Distant Timbers Echo said...

Haha! Great setup for a joke, Sass! I want to watch Hella make it all better.

KSHIPPYCHIC said...

Heeeheee!! Poor Sassy tittie!! Typical male tho - horse or human!

Calvin said...

evidently the orse knows a great rack when it sees one!

exile said...

don't take that shit, bite him back
(and take pics too...)