About 11 years ago, Mr. Sass and his friend Ian were hanging around Ian's apartment like sloths. Somehow, someway, they had gotten their hands on a huge box of these banana marshmallow candies. The box was atleast 8lbs. Those two dingle-dwarfs ate every last banana marshmallow candy in it. They made them selves soooo sick on what they still refer to as "Foamy Nanas". To this day, the sheer mention of foamy nanas sends Mr. Sass into dry heaves. To actually see them turns his face a lovely shade of green that compliments the dry heaves. It cracks me up. I know it's evil, but I can't help it.
So, I was in search of these foamy nanas so that I could place a few in his lunch bag, a few by his dinner plate, and so forth. However, we couldn't find them anywhere! Until this past weekend, mom had asked if we could come over and help her with some renovations she wanted started. When we got there, there was a big bowl of foamy nanas waiting for Mr. Sass and my mother ever so innocently saying she bought them just for him and she knew he would love them, etc etc etc. He was torn. He didn't want to be rude to mom, but I could hear his stomach already churning. We had a good laugh and she sent them home with me since I happen to like them!
I have now discovered that giving him a little kiss after eating a foamy nana is just as evil as leaving them about. I'm also wondering how these 2 managed to eat that whole box since I am now almost at the gagging point and I've only eaten about 1/2 of a small container! Even if I have to gag the rest down, it is so worth the look on his face everytime I pop one in my mouth.
MMMMMM foamy nanas....
13 comments:
OMG I haven't thought about those things in years. I love them! Though in your picture they look vaguely maggot-like and most definitely phallic.
I love those things! We used to get loose handfuls of them for Hallowe'en all the time before we had to worry about getting LSD, razor blades and rat poison along with them. (Sigh! Social comment, there).
shora - it's true! I had the same maggot thought myself! I also love those "foamy strawberries" Yum!!
evydense - ahhh the good ol' days! The kids today are clearly deprived of such joys.
Mmm... those look GOOD. You're evil. 's why I like you.
i never heard of them until now.
Bleh. I hate 'em! But hey! What're ya gonna do?
Men just can't get a break around you women, huh? Makes me want to crawl into the corner and watch the wall so that I don't piss my wife off somehow!
i had a foamy nana once, but the pound finally steped in and put grandma to sleep
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Holy hannah, you are evil! God, how I love that in a woman! I bow to your warped mind and vengeful manner.
LMAO... I remember those 2 morons doing that. I belive some alcohol may have been consumed as well if my memory serves correctly....or was that the time the 2 of them decided to mix Baileys and orange juice?.......Nothing like watching 2 "macho" guys trying to drink curds....ah yes those were the days!
heh.. you evil lady! :D :D
I have never seen them either! THo we do have those orange circus peanuts gaaaaag!! That's too funny. I have a can of black eye peas in the back of the pantry I pull out for PPHead when he has been naughty! I just leave it out on the counter and he behaves....
Are they like those rank-ass circus peanuts?
I've never heard of those peanuts..I wonder if they are similar?
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