A whole lotta stuff!!

First, let me say that for some reason or another, my computer was ill mannered. For whatever reason, when I went to some blogs, it wouldn't load any of this weeks posts that you had done. I assumed you hadn't posted anything this week (and silently cried to myself). I should have clued in when there was about 6 people, but I didn't, so there. I've now tried to 'catch up', but please don't think that I don't care. I do. Hugs and kisses (to all your pink parts - as we say around here) to all of you. Muah!

That aside, I have some catching up to do which (for those of you who care) will leave some things to read while I am off in Jamaica. Thanks to all of you who have wished us a safe trip by the way!! I'm sure I'll have plenty of stories (although I can't say it will even come close to Shora's adventure in Jamaica!)

For Mackey - You showed us yours, so here is mine! A pic of what's inside my fridge. Yes, it's a friggen huge fridge at that. Mr. Sass insisted that we get this oversized beast in hopes that I may fill it up a little better. Clearly I don't (that, and why buy food this week if we are just leaving right?!). Hmmm, I do fill it up rather well with booze tho....and Hella note the Salvador in the bottom! You left it here and I've been holding him off, but I can't for much longer!!!


For some completely random (and perhaps slightly insane) thoughts and pictures, I give you the following:

Before: Awww poor Mr. Sass

Ewww! After: Back to the ER for more bandages...

If you don't know what happened to Mr. Sass....then check out Thursday's post...I'm not saying it again, cuz I just may vomit.

It's no wonder I am the way I am. Look what I live with. Then when I go to the barn, this is what I deal with:
This picture makes me laugh everytime. This is the tit-nibbler, sassing it up for the camera. But he's a little upset with me for showing you this. So here is a better one of him, not great, just better:

Mr. Sass hates when I eat grilled cheese with ketchup. It's yummy. But I draw the line at ketchup on mac and cheese. That's gross.

My Dog's head weighs 5 pounds. Don't believe me?

It doesn't look to comfortable to be laying there, but then again, he's not really the smartest peanut in the turd.

My neighbour spray painted some dry patches of his grass green. Why doesn't he just water it?

Finally, for Hella, who tagged me: A school meme

How many schools did you go to?
2 Elementary schools (but I moved to the second in SK), 1 highschool with a short stint of another highschool in France, 1 University and I loved that so much I stayed for Teacher's college.

Teachers nightmare or teachers pet?
I was probably the teacher's pet because I can suck up real well. Truthfully, if you ask a former teacher they will probably say I was the joker. I like to make people laugh and had a smart ass comment for most things. I use to pride myself on my ability to get the teacher laughing and off topic. Overall though, I was a good kid. I really was!

Did you have a label in school? (nerd, jock,etc)
I probably fell into the 'rocker' category after grade 10 (don't talk to me about my 'wigger' days in grade 9!). However, I had the strange ability to sit (which was a big thing in the oh-so-segregated highschool) with the jocks, the nerds, the coolios, and the different cultural groups. I really didn't care and I was accepted and invited to all their 'things'...perhaps I was some kind of clique slut or something. Either that or I was a nuisance who people tolerated.

what's the biggest rule you broke in school?
Skipping class. I cheated once (only once) by pinning answers to the underside of my kilt. I also told the VP that if he got rid of his uni-brow maybe the students would take him more seriously. I was completely vexed at that moment and the only reason I didn't get suspended was that my mom didn't pick up the phone because she was watching the OJ trial on tv. He let me off of my original conviction (skipping detention twice and a uniform infraction) and told me to watch my mouth. It wasn't a nice thing to say though. Sorry Mr. Whatever your name was.

Were you in any clubs or organizations?
Athletic council in Highschool and I was the president of Child and Youth Studies in Uni (Wow I sound kind of nerdy don't I? Well...I planned wicked pub crawls so nyah!)

Did you have any nicknames in school?
"JJ" (due to my maiden name) and a tight group of friends called me "loca" - that one should be self explanatory.

Three subjects you enjoyed?
History (Mr. Tokar rocked!!), English and French.
I wasn't so good in math and sciences evidently.

Three teachers who inspired you?
Mr. Tokar - Highschool history. He was an awesome teacher and totally inspired all of us. I love history and studied more of it in University as a result. He also decided for the required "Catholic" component of the course (ancient civilizations) we would just watch Monty Python's Life of Brian. Hehe.
Ms. Evans - grade 4. She was young and 'cool'. She was also really supportive to me that year when my father passed away. She was also straight off the boat from England, and I could sit and listen to her talk for hours.
Ms. Chisholm - grade 8. She was just awesome and the perfect teacher to teach crazy pre-teens. She inspired us everyday. She also did this one activity with your peers making a list of everything they like about you. I still have that list. Also, she had a huge rock on her desk named "Rosie" and she would bang the shit out of it to get our attention. I mean that she would hit the desk with it, get your minds out of the gutter people!

Would you go back and do it over?
Hmmm tough question. I miss the social parts of school. I don't miss the uniforms though. I like having my freedom now. I'll leave it at that.

Any major fashion faux paus? Bonus for pics!!
I wore a uniform...so I don't know. I'd like to think I dressed okay....for the times. I looked through some pics and it's mostly me in different "rock tees"

Okay, that's it for now! Enjoy!
Updates when I get back!

-Sassy