Friday, October 12, 2007

Pricks and Cuts Haiku

Much cooler Friday,
A short week that dragged on long,
Ready for weekend.

Epi-pen drama,
No peanut products means NO!
Thank God he's okay.

Pre-natal class 2,
episiotomy talk,
Ummm thanks, but no thanks.

Side note: Don't type in the word episiotomy into Google to check your spelling and then accidently hit "Images"... just saying.

8 comments:

Osbasso said...

Oh, hell, you even warned us...

Mackey said...

Now I am tempted:P
Glad your yucky week is at an end.

exile said...

anticipation
"when will you lay your baby?"
got money on it


i checked out the episiotomy... i hope your slit doesn't become a slot!

KSHIPPYCHIC said...

Are you opting for an episiotomy? Much better than tearing and having to be all sewn up like raggedy ann! Ohhhh the memories. I thought Mar was gonna pass right out when I had Shane Michael. She was down there with the doctor and she turned all kinds of shades from pink to green to white! LMAO!

Randi said...

You should name this blog the Vagina Tirades. Hairy bush. Episiotomy. Jesus.

Distant Timbers Echo said...

Haikus make my head go numb!

Anonymous said...

that E thing hurt me!
jut thinking of it
they just cut my brides guts out
no vag disturbance!
hey whatabout a damn Bred and Sexy belly HNT shot??????
js

Mackey said...

Pssttt.....think you can sneek a shot of Mr.Sass' moobs?

It's urgent....it's to help save the boobies of North America.

http://mac16.blogspot.com/2007/10/show-me-your-moobs.html