But what if you wallet is already empty and your credit cards are maxed out at the beginning of the holiday season? This can be even more stressful. Desperation sets in. This time of year sees an increase in thefts, break-ins and other petty theft as people who have very little are desperate to have something. There are those who are in this situation, but refuse to take from others so that they may profit. They must find other, more creative ways to earn money to buy gifts and provide for their families.
One such lady by the name of Mrs. Fields is apparently doing so.
Some may see this as a new low, commercial prostitution even.
I say it's your cookie, do as you wish...besides that's a heck of deal. She may be even under-selling herself.
I just don't want to see that cookie come New Years.
9 comments:
Bwaahaahaahaaa!!!
Mrs. Fields!!?? That cheap whore!
Bitch.
And I was thinking of selling my sausage log for that price too.
I live at 69...Avenue. Try that one on for size, Mrs. Fields. i've never heard anyone use that as joke. Nah. lol. Does that cookie come with or without yeast?
Good one, dude. I'm surprised it doesn't say "Britney Spears' Cookie 69 cents" LOL
What a cookie ho! Talk about your poppin fresh dough!
BTW, I tasted Mr's Fields cookie for .50 cents at a gas station on the way to Colorado. In my car. While driving.
I am the man.
Redneck Nerdboy - you'll have to sell that hunk of meat for a discounted price then ;-)
sheri - Knowing Mrs. Fields, its probably really moist and soft.
Randi - That would be to expensive. THAT cookie has been around.
Shane - You da man. I bow down to you.
I actually read today in the paper about some middle aged women going to cemetaries and stealing the flowers from the graves and reselling them! Why didn't I think of that??? Kidding. Sorta.
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