I can't help it.
I've been laughing all day.
Yes, there is deep-rooted concern for the youth of today, but it's temporarily been shoved aside.
Don't groan. It's another "kids say the funniest effin things" moment.
This one is rated R though.
Demon Spawn in grade one (5 years old...keep that in mind k?) is busy colouring. Looks up at his teacher and says (brace yourself..swallow any liquids):
"Miss...you are always so angry. Is it because you don't get enough sex? When was the last time you had sex?"
I'm not kidding.
I swear to God.
Twice.
Three times.
He said that.
Watch her tell the story and see how bright red her face goes. Needless to say, after he was caught yelling in the bathroom "lick my balls, lick my balls, ass, ass lick my balls, fart fart" he's on a mini vacation from school.
I couldn't make this shit up, even if I wanted to.
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LMAO....I love the questions you guys get. I thought we get some funky questions asked to us. The most recent bitch slap to me was being told by one of the school agers was that I am old.....yeah ok.....so.
Great story!
OMG!!! That is funny in a bad way!!!
We have a few like that around school. You really have to wonder WTF?
there's a way to have "enough sex?"
Sounds like me at 5 and at 34 I'm still the same.
lol
I'm thinking he was echoing an argument between mom and dad. Im guessing it went something like this...you wanna know why I'm in a shitty mood!? Cause we don't have enough sex! Well why would I want to have sex with such an angry negative bastard!!! Well if you put out once in a while....oops, sorry. Got a little carried away :)
Tourrette's syndrome much? Kids are naughty and parents need to kick it up a notch.
Pepsi coming out your nose burns, not to mention the mess
just to letcha know
js
I encourage such behavior. Builds character.
Well, not to pry, but are you getting enough? Why are you so angry?? JK, I really don't want to know....
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