Thursday, June 05, 2008

Mc-D-O-N-A-L-D-S can kiss my A-S-S

Awhile ago I went on about a bowl of lettuce not being a salad. (here)

Last weekend I was out all day and starved (!!!!). Knowing full well that there was little to eat at home (another stop I had yet to make) I decided to pick something up. I went to McDonalds. That's the closest place to where I was and closest to home. I ordered myself a nice ol' salad and brought it home.

I wish I took a picture of it. It was soooo pathetic. I paid $5.99 and tax for a bowl of wilted lettuce, 2 skinny-assed slivers of tomato (not even a wedge! Clearly intended for a burger, but somehow ended up in my salad.) and a chicken breast thrown on top.

No cucumbers
No carrots
No cheese
No radish
No mushroom
No small bursty tomatoes
NOTHING

What a rip off.
If I wasn't so hungry and tired, trust me I would have gone back and expressed my dissatisfaction. Someone there needs to learn what a salad is, especially if they are going to charge $5.99 for it.

*** I just looked up what their salads are supposed to look like... HERE. Yeah..not so much. Now I'm even more pissed because my salad didn't even have the little oranges a mandarin orange salad should have. SHIT.

5 comments:

Randi said...

Sounds like Miss Sassafrass needs a hug.

Sassy said...

Randi - Yeah..you think? It's been one of those weeks. I guess I've vented in several places eh?

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

complain! i remember when i was pregnant, i couldnt even stand the sight of pickles. i had asked Speedys dad to get me 3 burgers from there with no pickle. someone decided they were going to be a smart ass and gave them to me with just pickles.. so i called, bitched and waiting there for me were 4 coupons for free meals the very next day.. WOOHOO!

Mackey said...

Even though I have some issues with McD's I have to say their salads are usually very good. Sounds like you got ripped.....give em' shit Sassy Momma!

g-man said...

Bummer dude.