The husband and I were sitting around the other night when I got a fit of the giggles. He stares at me and asks "what now?"
I was remembering an incident...
Did I ever tell you my bukaki story?
Eaaaasy boys. It's not what it seems.
You see, I was listening to my favourite radio station and one of the morning hosts said something about "diarrhea bukaki" (replace the usual bukaki fluid with diarrhea, and you have diarrhea bukaki). I wasn't really paying attention but, I found the word funny.
I repeated it. A lot.
In the car.
In the grocery store.
At our parents' houses.
Out to dinner.
Randomly while walking through the mall.
You get the idea.
I'd say it and giggle.
I didn't know what it meant. The husband did, but never told me. I just thought it was friggen funny. Finally, he asked "do you even know what that means?|" I had to google it. I didn't ever imagine it was bad because I had heard it on the radio. Then he reminded me of the type of radio stations I listen to...point taken.
Me the queen of all sex terms and things taboo, had no idea what bukaki was, let alone diarrhea bukaki!
Then I thought of all the places I was randomly saying "diarrhea bukaki" like I had Turette syndrome.
I don't know what reminded me of it last night, but it's renewed the tick of randomly saying it. This time it's just around to the house.
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I listen to Howard Stern religously so I have known for some time what that means, but, it is a funny word! Now that is some funny shit that you've been just walking around saying it!!! Please don't teach your child that ;O)
When I was in elementary school, I had a friend who used to say the word "kinky" as an expression to everything. When i finally figured out what that meant I was like, ugghhh, you should stop saying that! We were like 8!!! She would say it in front of teachers, etc...I guess it happens to us all!
Around the house is probably safe.
Safer than trying to order one at the local pub, anyways....
And yes, the story ended up a little different than i expected ;-)
Actually, I think you should say it all throughout the day, in as many places as possible. Out loud.
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Bring a video camera.
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Please. lol
Remember this post when Mason starts running around saying it. He'll be a hoot on the playground!
I had never heard the word before, therefore did not know the definition.
I can't believe there is a word for THAT!
Boy, I sure am getting quite the education here on your blog this week! :P
we have a mall here. locals refer to it as the old peoples mall. if you say the old peoples mall, anyone knows where you are talking about.
i have this vision of you walking thru there pushing Mason and mumbling diarrhea bukaki
its making me laugh
I often wonder if people think I have Turrete's because I will do the same damn thing.
Funky bee - Had I listened to Howard i would have been enlightened before I started my bukaki parade through the mall.
Pronto - I can only imagine what would have happened had I said this at a pub.
David - You're giving me bad ideas....
Os - OMG. I need to watch my mouth. He'll be a little playground pimp
Chesneygirl - I AM a teacher...just not in the fashion my mother ever dreamed of I guess.
Jobthingy - It would be hilarious to combine that with David's idea and ask old people about bukaki...hmmmm
Randi - That's why I love you.
Lmfao! That is some funny shit!
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