Friday, September 26, 2008

It snot cool.

MIA - I wish two things:
1) that it was truly missing in "action" which would mean I was away because I was having crazy sex with Mr. Sass and suffering from absolute exhaustion, therefore not able to muster enough strength to type some bullshit out.

2) Something worthy of blogging has happened. Alas, it has been the same old, same old around here, with a dash of wicked weather to keep me outside!

Mason and I did go swimming today, and although I didn't see my short bus tuna friend, I was grossed out of the pool. I take him in the "leisure pool" which is warmer and not as deep, has kids toys available and fun fountains spraying water everywhere. It's mostly kids and their parents in there, and a few elderly people sitting on the side with the jets and bench...anyhoo.... Today this man (40-50s) was walking around the leisure pool and he had a big greener hanging out of his nose. He was just doing laps and staring at people with this big string of snot hanging down. I wondered if I should tell him (I would after all, appreciate someone pointing out to me if I had boogers on my face...) and then I thought...why is he in the leisure pool anyway. Is he some kind of pedophile with a camera lurking somewhere in his trousers?

In the end I was gagging at the sight of snot (can't stand snot on adults..don't get me started) so much that poor little Mason and I uped and left. We were close to prune state anyway.
I'm really wondering about the people in this town....

9 comments:

Pronto said...

ewwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

the lil pool is warmer from kid pee pee!!!

hope u get worn out soon!

Sassy said...

Pronto - double ewwwwww!

Sage - Puh-lease. I try not to think about the piss in the pool.

rage said...

Ewwwwwwwww

Mackey said...

Ewww....I am a snot hater too.
I can handle blood but boogers?! Nu uh!
Makes me gag.

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

EWW! that is fucking nasty

Anonymous said...

Could you possibly have found a grosser picture? :-)

Sassy said...

Rage - Sick eh? Everytime I think of it, I throw up a tad.

Mackey - Meeee tooo. Adults and snot are so nasty. I can handle kids and snot if I don't think about it too mcuh.

Jobthingy - and that's why I feel I must share.

Jag - What can I say? It screamed, snotty loser from the pool.

chesneygirl said...

I'm gagging just READING this.

GROSS.