Just for
Jobthingy...since I have a feeling she'll enjoy it as much as I did. It's pretty crappy sound quality since it was so busy in this area. It's also a short video even though the turtle on the bottom tries to walk away. They go back at it again. You'll have to take my word for it. However, by this point, Mr. Sass had dragged me away, slightly embarrassed at my gawking. I think he was worried if he watched it he'd get all turned on and have to bend me over the turtle display and show those damn turtles how it's done! For the record, I wasn't the only one snickering like a 9 year old. I may have been the only one videotaping though....
Yup - 14 seconds of shitty turtle sex. You'll never get those 14 seconds of your life back.
Don't worry thatgirl, it's not loud, you can click it, but I guess it will make those evil memories of your turtle sex experience come back. To make you feel better, I took this picture for you:
11 comments:
did I hear that top turtle say "who's yo daddy, bioootchhhh?"
BWAHAHAHA! that is awesome.
i can now scratch 'seeing turtles fuck' off my bucket list.
LOL i dont know what is killing me more. the fact that i just saw 2 turtles fucking or if its the fact that she is trying desperately to walk away
How do you know they're fucking?? Just looks like a piggyback ride to me! (can you tell it's been awhile...?)
I had to show you this link...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeL22jQKgzE
That way you know what sound I am talking about... It's not as good of a quality as YOUR footage, but it does capture some sound. The sound I heard though was about 20 times as loud and seemed longer. I'm STILL shivering at the memory. NOT in the good way.
My turtle sex story story included me, some gfs and the New Orleans Zoo. My favorite part of the story was when a mother w/a toddler in a stroller was asked "Mommy, what are they doing?" To which the Mother replied "Well, honey, the bigger turtle is the mommy turtle and is carrying the smaller turtle because it's sick." This was said as she quickly rolled the stroller away from the turtle fornication scene before us. It was PRICELESS!
PS - I knew we were meant to be friends when you said you couldn't stop staring. I was the same way. ;)
YAY!!! SEALS! :D
Sage - I think you did.
Jobthingy - Glad I could help with your bucket list! I guess she's just not into him.
Os - I saw some turtle dick that's how. Oh Os..we have to fix that! lol
Thatgirl - AHHH!!! That is awesome! What a horrid noise! Although I have to admit I loved when the chick asks "where does it go in?" I'll have to come up with something witty when Mason asks what this video is all about....
Wow. I've never thought about turtle sex (or any animal sex) in my whole life as much I have reading your blog today. Thank you.
Chesney Girl - Glad I could enlighten you a bit today!
you know i had to go watch that youtube video. that girl turtle is trying to get away also. lol
hee hee!
too funny!
Jobthingy - It doesn't speak well for male turtles eh?
Pig Pissy - glad you found humour in my silliness :)
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