Friday, September 12, 2008

Part 2 of the whole vacation low-down (AKA Turtle fucking highlights)

First - I totally took Jobthingy's idea and called the Wal-mart where stupid, fat ditchpig whore works and filed a complaint. Apparently it's not the first tome someone has complained about her. Rest assured that I will be making a few more calls as "other" shoppers who have been upset by her actions. I will only rest when she is GONE. Eat my box bitch!

Hmmm second thought, she can keep her herpes-ridden gob away from my box...

Anyways, the update of the vacation. I'll make this short okay?
After Calgary we went onto BC for 10 days. We were there to see Mr. Sass' family. They are Mennonites. Hence the lack of updates. No internet connection. We had a great time. We went to good ol' Stanley Park and the Aquarium there. Good times. We went hiking on an old train path through the mountains and through old tunnels. Very cool. Lots of time was spent with his cousins. He has such an awesome family.

My boys :)


2 turtles fucking at the aquarium. I also took a video cuz I'm immature like that.

Kettle Valley Railway paths where we were hiking.

Teeter your child on a ledge over raging waters for a picture: Parent of the year award #2 for us.


One of the old rail bridges we hiked along. Mr. Sass scaled down the rocks to the bottom to take this picture...nutso. At times I was convinced I'd be a single mother by the end of the day.

One of the many amazing sand castles at Harrison hot springs at the annual world finals. These were truly amazing...and large! I was blown away.

So you add a lot of family visiting, some amazing scenery, and a few day trips and you have our days in BC. BC is simply gorgeous. I'll never get used to seeing mountains all around me.
There.
My Vacation.
Over.
*sigh*

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol@ parents of the year!!!
Mason is looking sporty!

Looks like fun fun fun

~*Jobthingy*~ said...

aww. good on ya mom of the year part 2. i am so proud. *tears*

i get pics of that sand castle building thing yearly from my aunt that lives in BC. its amazing.

there is that yummy mr sass again.. *rowr*

keep callin for that cunt. you can be ms jobthingy visiting form ottawa and youre peeved.

*whispers* please tell me you are going to upload the video of the turtles fucking.. im immature like that also.

rage said...

I will vote ya mom of the year any day girl!

Two turtles fucking? Is that what that was? Lmfao!

Sassy said...

Sage - Nothing says fun like risking the life of your first born for a good picture.

Jobthingy - I'll keep calling forsure...and stay tuned for that video! LOL

Rage - Even turtles have to get some. I guess these two were exhibitionists.

Anonymous said...

jebus! you man is a fine! i'd hit it.

i think i love you btw xx

g-man said...

WE, I'll be getting the image of "herpes-ridden gob away from my box..." out of my head for the rest of the day. (I do hope that you get satisfaction by the company. Maybe the don't fire her but make her clean the bathrooms or something disgusting.)

Excellent photos, and so long as you managed to get the shot then what does it matter where you had the boy. :) Even Mr. Sass was willing to endure some risk for the sake of the shot! And a great shot it was too Mr. Sass, well done. (and he got exercise, bonus!)

Anonymous said...

Yay for Mom of the Year! :-) Looks like you had a great time.

Thatgirl7278 said...

I once watched two turtles getting it on at the zoo and to be honest it was one of THE most horrific events in my life. I can still hear the awful noise/screams coming from the female turtle throughout the ordeal. OH MAN! Thanks for bringing it back. Ugh!

Big Pissy said...

Your boys are just TOO cute!

LOVE the hat! :)

Gorgeous pictures....

Sassy said...

kitty - LOL I'll share that with him and watch his head swell (and other things no doubt).

G-man - Ohh yeah! She should totally clean the bathrooms. Then I could go in and lace a huge shit and not flush or something equally nasty...

JAG - We had an awesome time. Now it's back to reality!

Thatgirl - Hahaha This was quiet turtle sex. Maybe this guy had a teeny turtle penis.

Big Pissy - Thanks! I'm quite fond of that hat. It's his second one this year. *sigh*

chesneygirl said...

Some of those pictures are breathtaking!!
That settles it, I'm planning a trip to Canada!

Oh yeah, and you can use my name too, when you call Wally World to complain about box eating bitch.

Sassy said...

Chesney Girl - Thanks. I'm still in awe of the sites we saw. Thanks for the use of your name too. Box eating bitch has it coming! hehe

Randi said...

Dude. Mason is a mini-Mr. Sass.