I'm never going to Timmy's again.
There's an empty threat if I ever saw one!
I'm just weirded out. This is twice that something shady has happened at a Timmy's, and I'm not even talking about medical scares! Last time, it was some crazy horny pervert. This time, well, it's probably a bit of the same. It still begs the question: Why does this happen to me?
Let's set this up a bit:
While at the bookstore, I got a call asking me if I could pick up some coffees since I was in the neighbourhood. No Problem. Side note: I was having a lovely conversation about this new book in a series of books that I absolutely luuuurve, and may be slightly obsessed with since I've read all of them atleast 10 times. (Hella: Christ on a bike, you have to get it! It's called "Startled by his furry shorts"). My day was completely made to see a new release into the series. I was beyond excited. What can I say? I'm easily satisfied.
I digress.
I headed over to the Timmy's. Huge line up. It seems I came with all the after church coffee people. I base this on that they were dressed rather nice, and me like a slut....okay, like a bum. I joined the line. Soon this older man came up behind me, huffin and puffin and complaining about the amount of people in line. I turned and smiled. I may have engaged in some small talk, but that was it. I was soon turned back around.
It was then that I noticed he was in my bubble.
My personal space.
He was right up my ass. So close that I was thinking if I feel anything that resembles male genitalia I will (and I will) turn and punch this bloke in the chops. I stepped out to the side, giving myself a little more space.
He followed.
It was then that I could feel his face far to close to the back of my head.
Sniiiiiffffffffffffffffff.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He was sniffing me.
and "ahhh-ing" me too.
He totally sniffed me in line at Timmy's.
What am I suppose to say to that? What should I have done?
I was completely flabbergasted. Who the hell smells someone purposely in public?
Yeh, that was my Sunday.
I'm going to shower. Again.
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LOL....haven't you learned that the area where you work is NOT a place to strike up any pleasantries with anyone unless you know them!! Too many freak out there no a days sweety...I woulda kicked his face in for ya....."BACK OFF>>>>SHE IS MY SASSY!"
Anyways it is funny you mentioned the new release...cause I picked up Dancing In My Nuddy Pants this weekend and I cannot put it down......Georgia is hysterical......red bottomosity!
No no Sass! Don't shower!! That is why he wants to sniff you cuz' you smell soooo good!
Stop using that fancy salon brand stuff & switch to some cheap stuff like "Barnyard Bovine". Nothing like the smell of manure to teach the sniffers a lesson or two!
Hahah Timmys is where all the weirdos are... I'm assuming if this guy was married that his wife doesnt smell that good..
Smell ya later...
ROTFLMAO!!! While very weird - it's freakin histerical! You got sniffed at Timmy's!! Maybe you should get a T-shirt - or sell them! Haahaaa! You must just smell fantastic! :)
i'm surprised you didn't just blast him with a Sass-Ass-Blasssst
evil do-ers beware!
Uh.....where the hell is this Timmy's and WTF kind of people live in that neighborhood?
T-shirt!? That is hilarious!!!
Slogan-
"I Was Sniffed at Timmys & all I Got was This Lousy Tshirt!"
poor you! you should have kicked him or at the least asked him to stop smelling you. sort of yelled at him so that his co-congregationist would know what a pervert he is.
-dharna
Eeewwww, I found that story so disturbing, the hairs on the back of my neck are all up. But the perv in me is craving coffee...
Oh, I do all the time. But I'm usually under their seat on a subway, trying to slide off their pumps!
Haha! Just kidding. Where was I?
Oh yes. It's just you sassybritches. You're so damn hot anyway, and you dressed in bummin' around clothes while everyone else was conservatively dressed in their Sunday-go-to-meetin' knickers made you a likely target for an old geezer with a hair fetish!
Ewww, I would have hauled off and decked him just for sniffing me! GROSS! Men are appauling some times. I almost punched some creepo for saying "sexxxy" as I walked by him the other day in the dollar store of all places. YUCK!
Just be glad he wasn't running his fingers through your hair...
Randi's comment just made me shiver. And not in a good way.
Creepy story, but FUN-NEE! Maybe look on the bright side, that he said "Ahhh" instead of "ew"?
I hate Tim's. I'm convinced they put something in their coffee that's addictive... why else would people line up 50 deep when there's a perfectly good Starbucks right next door?
LMAO i like mackeys idea about the shirt with the slogan on it... lol
theres a christmas gift idea.. Hint hint hella..
ok - that's just eww.
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