I really wasn't too interested in checking out the other areas, beyond seeing more animals, but Mr. Sass enjoys cows so we thought we'd take a quick gander through that section. Cows stink. Cute, but they stink. However, of all the hours spent meandering around the horses, I did not pull my camera out once. Give me 10 minutes among cattle and I find something I need to take a picture of, because this is just to funny to pass up. I guess you can tell I wasn't around bulls as a youngin, because I was astonished at the size of their ..... ummm.... bits. HOLY MACK! A couple came by with their young daughter and were telling her 'this is where we get beef from', but I had to quickly correct them. 'No, this is where we get new cows from!' These things were huge! How does a bull function?! It really did look like it hurt.
So you know I have pics:
Does it not look like it's pulling on the poor cow? It wasn't even that warm in the arena!
He's such a gamer. Lifted his leg for another angle shot for me.
It's only fair that I should have a picture of the 'ladies' too. This bloody cow had udders the size of a Volkswagen! Poor thing couldn't even stand proper. Yeh, I know. I really won't point out the real reason I zoomed in on this pic. All's fair right?Enjoy the cop out for HNT. I will be back next week, now that I have the camera ready! Any and all suggestions are welcome since I seem to be suffering from a lack of creativity with my HNT shots!

13 comments:
Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!
Very sexy sass (lol) the first pic is around the same size as my fiance....
um yeah thanks....you always had a way of doing great photography!!!
You make me laugh.
Happy HNT babe!
MUAH
Well, that was certainly interesting!
you gotta have some balls to post a pic like that
OMG! They definately need some support. lol
Happy HNT sweetie ;)
Hey!
Rednecks like farm animals! It's all good!
Hahahahaha!
That was a joke of course. IT WAS!
I may never eat steak again
Speaking of testicles, when I was in Australia I bought a coin purse made from a teste of a kangeroo. Jealous?
that last one looks like some recent shots I've seen of Lindsey Lohan!
generations of boys raised on farms are WAY too familiar with the last shot.
oh, and the first few shots? the older you are (or the higher the temperature), the further they hang and the larger they look. And there's a yearly festival somewhere in the mid-west that's dedicated to cooking and eating bull testicles. um. um. finger-lickin' good.
Those are some really big balls.... uhhhh huh huhhhh!!
I have never seen a cow vagina quite so closely!!
Thanks for the laugh! Happy HNT!
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