I don't know if I've ever mentioned it before, but my dog burps and farts as loud (if not louder than some!) humans.
Hella can attest to this.
Particularly enjoyable is the after dinner burp. Like clockwork, the dog comes in from eating his dinner and meanders over to where one of us is sitting. He gives that cute puppy dog look so you bend down do pat him and scratch his face...then he burps. Opens that huge yap of his and burps. Then walks away.
Today a piece of kibble came flying back up (proof he inhales his food, doesn't chew it) and hit me in the nose.
I threw up a little bit in my mouth.
Do other dogs do this?!
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Mine doesn't but I'm sure he has some equally annoying behaviours. ;)
ok that tickled the evermore shit outta me~!!!!!!!!!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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js
OKay....second time....this made me totslly laugh my ass off....
Ewwww! Um, nope, mine occasionally throw a belch in there, but I can't say they've ever thrown anything at me in the process!!!
That was to funny. I got to witness a dog farting so loudly I thought it was grandma. Another time I dropped a paper napkin at my friends house, it had not even hit the floor before the dog spun around, there was a huge sucking sound, and the napkin was gone.
Still not as funny as being hit in the nose with a chunk of projectile burped kibble.
Lesson learned: Don't be the one who pets the dog after dinner.
Eeeeeeeeeew!
HA HA HAHAHAHA! That is too funny, and YES, our dog does that too!
The other day the hubby and I were blaming each other for a rather loud "noise" and then the smell came wafting over and we knew for sure it was the pup! She's been letting some really loud one's go lately. The burps are loud but in a puppy way, she hasn't quite gone off the charts on that front yet but I have seen her bring some food back up and she absolutely inhales it! She's like a vacuum cleaner!
I WITH jsull ON THIS ONE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HEY DON`T FORHET TOMMOROW IS HNT! :p :)
Proof if proof were needed that human males come back as dogs in their next life. They are not called man's best friend for nothing. Because we WERE men!!! :P
That dog is both the cutest thing ever and the most disgusting thing ever LOL!
I cant believe that !
My kids have been bugging me to get a dog, and it's stories like this that keep me strong in my resolve for a big fat NO!
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