Ok Ok I'll Play!

So apparently I have been tagged by makeydoodle, and being the good little, obedient girl that I am (you can stop laughing now.....no seriously, get up off the floor) I will play along.

What were you doing 10 years ago?
Hmmm, sitting in a classroom in the south of France, watching the English teacher teaching the boys to say they wear panties, not underwear. Nuff said.

Five snacks I enjoy:
- strawberries (add chocolate, and you've got one nasty little temptation on your hands!)
- granola bars (booooring! I know but I don't think I could live without them)
- popcorn
I'm really struggling here....
- ice cream/popsicles in the summer
- men (I'm spent already...how many more questions are there?)

Five songs to which I know all the lyrics:
- any song by Marilyn Manson (is that cheating?)
- Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice (I'm not too proud of this one, but it makes for a very funny Karaoke night when mixed with some drinks)
- Remedy by Seether
- Closer by Nine Inch Nails
- Grillz by Nelly (please don't ask..it's better for both of us)

I'm sure there are many more, but these are what I've been listening to lately, with the exception of Vanilla Ice of course)

Five things I'd do if I were a millionaire:
-money to charities, but probably those associated with children. I'd also like to go to a third world country and build a school or something...but that's a whole other ballgame! It would just be easier with money!
-travel, travel, and then travel some more. I'll bring all my friends along too!
-put up some bloody curtains/blinds in my front window so people stop looking in...although I don't need to be a millionaire to do that....I just need to stop being lazy.
-buy a seriously killer cottage with all the goodies a cottage needs (and no I'm not talking dishwashers and tv's! I'm talking seadoos!)
- hire a chef and a maid (so I can retire from 2 of my 3 jobs....)

Five bad habits:
-being sarcastic to often
-swearing like a trucker (it took every ounce out of me not to add a swear word in there)
-probably drink too much tea
-crack pipe is always close at hand
-not showering/brushing my teeth for weeks on end...no am kidding about the last 2. I can't think of anything to write....feel free to offer suggestions)

Five things I like doing:
- reading/writing
- my job (everybody now...awwwww isn't that special? She likes her job)
- socializing/trying to make people laugh :P
- wearing my pj's all day
- riding (we will leave it at that)

he he...that's the nice list! Those who now me, know what my list may really include, you others can just guess.

Five things I would never wear, buy or get new again:
- all those shitty fads from the 80's/early 90's...only because I was looking at pics from then..*shudders*
- real fur
- I don't do cowboy hats, cowboy boots or anything like that. It looks fine on some people, just NOT me.
- granny knickers
- I really don't know....I won't buy olives! I hate the smell.

Five Favourite toys:
- camera - excellent for using pics to get what I want...beware I have some awful pics I may use to get my way...muhahahaha
- computer
- cell phone/Mp3 player/PS2
- Tickle me Elmo
- yup that one too

Select five people to tag: you, you, you , you and you.