I'm Convinced it's a SHAM!

Sooo, if it's one thing that we Canadians luuurve, it's our Tim Hortons (from hear on out, you will now adopt the lingo of "Timmy's"). I think they add crack to their products, no seriously, I think they do, or atleast some other addictive substances. They must add it to their coffee, and maybe they make little crystal meth timbits too. Either way, there is one time of year that we flock to Timmy's even more so then any other time: Roll Up the Rim to Win time! We down the scalding hot coffee (or in my case tea), just to roll up that damn rim in hopes of winning the plasma screen tv, the car, or in the very least a free coffee or donut. I am victim of this ploy every year! How sad is it that I get excited if I win a coffee and I don't even drink the stuff? Yeh, I can make my tea at home in the morning, but dammit it's Roll up the Rim time! And u better believe I get excitied everytime, only to be let down! I swear to you, I have won once in the last 3-4 years! So for that reason, I am convinced it's a sham! NO! wait, it is worse then a sham: it's a facsimilie of a sham!! I am not destined to be a winner, but it's too late for me because I am addicted, but save yourselves!! Must.....find.....winning.....cup!