WANTED: The 4 strawberry-daiquiris that found their way into my hand last night. These SD's are sneaky. They don't look deadly, but they pack a harmful punch. They gain your trust by looking so pretty, with their vibrant red colour and their sweet smell. The strawberry garnish adds to their innocent appeal, luring you in with their succulent berriness. Their chillingly smooth taste make their poisonous nectars go down too easily. After you've been seduced by one, the others line themselves up in a provocative manner, just waiting to throw themselves at you like cheap whores. The more you allow yourself to be aroused by their temptations, the more desirable they appear to be, and thus you allow them to penetrate you further. At the end of the night they leave you feeling like some deep inner part of you has been violated by the most vicious of vixens, who penetrate you and then abandon you for their next casualty.
You wake up without the understanding of how you were so easily enticed by this berry goddess and her clique of harlots, and then left to wonder if you will ever be the same. Their venomous juices stale on your tongue, and their toxins still infiltrating your body, you will feel their effects for hours to come.
If you see the illusive strawberry-daiquiri lurking around your hand, be cautious for you have been warned. It is better to strike against these delectable delights in pairs. I am experienced in their ability to influence the innocent. Your best bet is to take me along with you so you don't have to be victimized alone.
6 comments:
haha.. drinky-lisa on the loose eh?!
nice. i do like these things, but yeah they do sometimes remind u of how much u had in the morning!
LMAO!!!
At least you can use the ecuse that they are pretty! The beers I had last night didn't look too pretty at all but they sure went down good!(Who let the inner slut out? Who Who?)
Hubby was very happy to see her!:)
Thanks for letting everyone know about the dangers of temptatious fruity drinks. They taken too many friends that I've known...
@s! - you have to watch out when drinky-lisa is on the loose ;)
@abhilash - sometimes its a terrible reminder.....
@mackeydoodle - good to hear your inner slut was let loose too! beer can be pretty too...u just have to tart it up with an umbrella or something!
@d0nna06 - lets have a moment of silence for those lost to the fruity drinks
uuggh, I'm a sucker for raspberry margaritas or the dreaded swirly that we get at a local Mexican joint, We also have this lovely drink here that is delicious called the Captain Mango! They are so fattening and sugary but sometimes you just can't help yourself. I LOVE them but they sure can put a hurtin on ya!
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