Its Nippy Noodles Out!

It's really cold out today...shocker...January in Canada. I am missing the +8 we had last week, but it seems that Mother Nature has traded that in for a balmy -22. Sucks to you. I have to double up on my shirt so I don't poke the eye out of an unfortunate child. On the positive side, atleast I have somewhere to hang my keys so I don't loose them. You know, I don't even understand why guys have nipples. They don't appear to serve any purpose. Maybe they are just decoration...or something to pinch or pierce...hmmm..Baffling. God has a weird sense of humor...don't believe me? Look at Llamas.