New Years Resolution??

So call me a procrastinator...but I'm finally giving some thought to New Years Resolutions...should I or shouldn't I? What a crock of shit...why do we do this to ourselves? We set ourselves up for failure, then when we ultimately fail, we get depressed and down and end up feeling worse about our meager selves. There's always the gung-ho person who is represented by the "like I am totally going to stop smoking this year...its like my new years resolution"..then 2 weeks later, you pass them on the street on their smoke break. The look in their eyes clearly says, "you bring up my new years resolution, and I will shove this fag so far up your ass, u will shit ash for a week" Hmmm is it worth it? Another option is to set yourself up for a guaranteed success. For example, I could make a resolution to stop dropping acid before I teach, or I could say I will start showering everyday. Either way I am guaranteed to succeed and I avoid the feelings of failure. Again, is it really worth it? This takes way to much thought for so early in the morning. I guess I have "resolved" to take a middle ground. I am making a set of goals for myself. Some of these goals people might hear about, others I will keep to myself (that way if I don't achieve them, I am the only one who knows...muhahaha). Either way these goals don't have a lot to do with my phyiscal or emotional well-being (which I know is questionable at times), but rather things I want to do again, or start doing more of...like writing the great Canadian novel (hmmm maybe a trashy one) and get back to riding more (take that as u please), and I will think of a few more foods that really do smell like feet. Maybe I should give my goal list some more thought....Good luck to anyone who has made a resolution...you'll probably need it.