Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

It never ceases to amaze me that my best friend and I can be apart for months and just pick up where we left of the time before. She is the one person I can count on for anything and talk to about anything..its just a crying shame that we live far apart now. We seem to agree on everything...Although lately I'm not sure she is sold on my current interest in music...but we do agree that Mariah Carey must be the most annoying person on earth and we are convinced she is a tranny...Although we don't mean to insult transvestites by this (so sorry). Its just that she is "mainsh" (ha ha Mel) and it looks as if she is dressed by drag queens (they dress better then most girls for the record)...and really who gives a shit if you can sing like 8 octaves or something? I certainly don't..why don't you try not to have a breakdown and maybe put some more clothes on...we get that you have long legs...but we can also see that perhaps you have tucked a little extra something around if you know what I mean... We do, however, agree that Angelina Jolie, on the other hand, is the most beautiful woman in the world...and we are comfortable enough with ourselves to admit, that given the chance, we would both abandon our herterosexual ways for a night with her. Damn she is hot..and to be a fly on the wall with her and Brad...And just like that I am so far off my original intentions for a topic...back to reality (opps there goes rabbit)
So for New Years I wish everyone health and happiness, but for my best friend (and the closest thing I have to a sister) I wish so much more. I wish for you all that you dream of, and a year with the perfect man and lots of...well u know, we toasted ourselves last night and it would be kind of crass to just come out and say it (although I say this after writing about trannies). I also hope the best for both of us to become ridiculously rich so we can retire together and travel to Britain, Ireland and Scotland to toast our ancestors, eat haggis, drink Guinness (Erlack!) and turn those countries upside down wondering what the hell just happened, and who were those gals? I couldn't imagine my life without you...who knew that a day in a hot car and those damn bees would bring us close together...well I guess we were close when I jumped in your lap right? As they say: the rest is history! Cheers to you and Cheers to our Friendship! Happy New Year.