Ash Wednesday.
I have an ash cross on my forehead, and it's been there since about 11:00. Coincidentally, I got it right after my colleague and I busted a kid for whipping his schlong out during the liturgy with the priest present. Dude, you're not suppose to whip it out, he is. Or in the very least, he'll ask you first.
Kids these days.
I also forget that I live with a non-Catholic husband and his equally non-Catholic parents: Oh so confused as to why I have 'some black shit' (that was a quote from my FIL) on my head. I explained it to them yesterday, but it seems Alzheimer's is kicking in. Oh well.
Tomorrow is a new day.
****Side-note-question-type-thingy: I am trying not to swear so much (!!!), but it typing it the same as saying it? If it is, I've blown it twice today already. On the bright side, I've been quoted as saying "dang nabbit, " "sweet home Alabama," and "Jimminy Cricket crotch!"...Lord help me. I'm sure I'll come up with something better soon....
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
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3 comments:
I think you should allow yourself to type the cuss words otherwise you might explode. And it sounds to me like you're turning into an old geezer. My gran favors "Cripe Man."
Holy Doodles is a good curse. And you get brownie points for using the word "holy"
Someone in my office actually said to me yesterday, and I quote, "Nice ASH" yeah...good one!
Love your Alabama slang! better than cursing I guess
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