Who was it talking about a blood spot on the toilet all day at their workplace?
I can't remember. Sorry. It stuck with me though (a lovely mental image by the way).
I admit that takes the (cherry) cake with sickness. I can't believe people don't notice a pimento type stain on the seat before they leave and can't have the common courtesy to wipe it up. Nothing like leaving a little uterine lining on the seat for the next visitor.
However, something irks me just the same. It's not too often that I've been witness to the above, but I have been witnessed to the following more often then I care to count: Pubes on the seat.
Can't someone clean up before they leave? This is one (of many) reasons I try to avoid public bathrooms all together. I will hold it all day, until my back teeth are floating if I have to. I know this isn't good for the bladder, which is why I've also mastered the "hovering" technique for those really sketchy bathrooms in emergency situations. The work place bathroom has been deemed acceptable, but Porta-potties are a definite no-no. I'd rather squat in a bush.
I digress though.
I just hate walking in and there is a hair on the seat. What's more is when it's about 5cm long (that's 2 inches my American chums). I get visions of those nasty 70's porn bushes...mini crotch afros. I have a hint for these people: SHAVE it down. Trim it back (boys - it will make things look larger, and for both sexes: I'm sure it increases the chances of gettin' a little play down there without your partner hacking up a hair ball later). Not only do I not want to see your stay hairs, I doubly don't want to see them if they are that long. I can only imagine what tiny crab or critter has built it's nest in your short and curly.
We need more bathroom etiquette folks!
Man I'm bitchy today. Maybe I shouldn't have gone down this road.....
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6 comments:
no no no, you're looking at it all wrong, that's just free toilet floss
free toilet floss! LMAO!
I hear ya Sass!
What makes me crazyis little splashes of urine on the toilet seat! Hello?! We are women! How the hell do you pee on a seat!?(Hmmm....maybe it's those hoverers.):)
Anyhoo....keep some Lysol disinfectant wipes in the staff bathroom for those occasions because it is soooo not good to hold your pee for a long time.
Your bladder will stretch & you will be peeing in your pants by the time your 45!
Oh & maybe carry some tweezers to remove that free toilet floss.
The General Public is an ass.
This is definitely a public service announcement that one and all should be a part of. Nothing grosses me out more than a yucky toilet.
Yep, if it's long enough to braid, you need a shave...
Exile - LOL toilet floss. I'd rather not.
Mackey - Argh! pee splashes! I hate that!
Redneck - A big hairy ass.
Randi - I try to do my part by educating the public.
Cori - Amen. It's like millions of little spider legs out the side of someone's panties.
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