This is one funky barnyard...

I watched a movie 2 weekends ago. Yes, it was in true Sassy fashion: I saw the beginning, some of the middle and the last few minutes. I wish I could say it was from some steamy make out session, but as usual I fell asleep. I didn't need to see the whole movie though. I got the jist of it. It was cute. However, I was troubled by one thing. What kind of farm is being run but the sweet, portly farmer?! What kind of genetic altering drugs are being pumped into the animals for a better profit or better output of product?!

The main character is a lovable cow named Otis. His father dies and he takes over as the leader of the farm animals. He also has a serious party reputation. My problem is this:

Notice anything about Otis the MALE cow??

He has udders.

Only female cows have udders so they can produce milk. They can only do this after they have had a calf. Given that: Why oh why does Otis have udders?
Is he a gender confused cow?
Is this Nickelodeon's way of appealing to our trans-gendered friends?
Or perhaps having a female lead cow was too risky?
Would adding the proper male cow nads just turn this into animated porn?

I want answers!

What makes it worse, is the male cows walk around on their two hind legs and things just bounce around! A little suggestive if you ask me!

I'm not explaining this one to the kids.