Sunday, February 11, 2007

I kind of like when the weekend seems to last forever. I can't say I've done anything to exciting, except for meet up with my cousin today. We grew up together and saw each other every day. Then I went to University and her parents moved to another city and we didn't get as many opportunities to see each other. She ended up at the same University as me (a fine choice!), but having different friends and majors we only occasionally saw each other. Catching up with her today made me miss all the things we used to do. We laughed at how old we are getting, reminiscing at some of the people we used to know and the things we did. I admire her for who she's become and how creative she is. I just miss her to bits too! (So, if you read this Cher, I love you!...in the most non-incestuous, non-lesbian way).

On that note, I also got my eyebrows waxed today (big whoop, but there is a point). The lady that usually does them is away and this girl was taking her place. I should have said I'd come back another time, but I really needed to deal with the effects of the orangutan eyebrow gene I've been blessed with. She looked like hell and had blisters all over her lips (herpes perhaps?). Mid-wax she sneezed. She only slightly turned her head and the effects could be felt if you know what I mean. The constant sniffing of snot was driving me over the edge. How rude! Blech! When I left, I went to wash my face. I will not be getting sick from this thank you very much.
Just thought I'd share that.

8 comments:

Robin Alexa said...

You are old. ;)

I think I will say that every time I come by.

That waxing sounds fun! Why in hell's name would somebody with herpes and a cold being getting that up close and personal with their customers...you should complain so that doesn't happen to some other poor orangatang type girl. ;)

Oh yeah I crack me up.

Robin Alexa said...

orangutan...well excuse me. :P

Sassy said...

Thanks for pointing out just hold I am each time you come by =P

exile said...

nice...


did you know that crabs can live in the wax they use on your genitals?

good thing you only caught a cold

Robin Alexa said...

My comment "being" instead of "be"

Your comment "hold" instead of "how old"


Together you and me Sassy are brilliantagious. Oh yeah I just made that up now. And no I haven't read that chick that you asked me about. Maybe I should meet her and we should be extreme bestfriendoliousness.

I can't stop.

The Funky Bee said...

I love Cher too...in the most incestuous, lesbian way possible.

AND - I waxed my eyebrows today too, what a coincidence. BUT I have taught myself how to wax my own, clever huh? I can sneeze on myself and not even worry if I'll get sick cuz chances are I already am ;O)

Randi said...

What's w/ you and Hella getting sneezed on? Fucking sick people. STAY HOME

Sassy said...

Exile - I wasn't talking about waxing the taco you fool. Just because you got crabs from the wax, doesn't mean I will.

Binsk - LOL Keep this up and most people will be filled with confusiosity at how brilliantagious we are.

Funky Bee - I bet Cher loves you just the same! I need to learn to do it myself. Save the 10 bucks every 6 weeks or so.

Randi - Beats the hell outta me. Some people are ignorant fucks. The difference between Hella and me will be that I will NOT be getting sick. Thanks.