A Saturday Night Aboard the Honey Wagon

So in an attempt to lead a more exciting life, I came home early on a Saturday night and planted myself on the couch. Jealous? I started watching UFC. Yes, I know it's a 'man' show, but I like it so leave me alone. Have you ever seen them go at each other? Some positions they get into are quite provocative. They could change the name of the show to Brokeback fighting (I had to make atleast 1 brokeback joke somewhere!). Very sexual at times if you can get past the bit of blood and hard hits, unless you're into that of course. I then flipped over to "Dirty Jobs." Have you seen this show?! Gross me out...I love it! There is nothing like sitting on your couch on a Saturday night, a la cold drink, watching some poor guy shovel shit. Tonight they visited the wonderful world of 'noodling' catfish, operating a 'honey wagon' and a worm crap ranch. Who the hell needs to "noodle" a catfish...and people eat them? Dude definitely needed to put a shirt on though, thousands (millions?) of people are going to see that. That image was worse than the noodling of catfish itself (which for those who don't know, ie: you had better plans for a Saturday, noodling is basically getting in the water and waiting for these large catfish to bite your hand then you whip them out). Worm crap ranching was okay, nothing too bad except they got into a poo fight. The thing that upset me most was the Honey Wagon. It isn't honey they are carting around in case you're wondering! They are cleaning out septic tanks and grease traps. I had the unfortunate job one day at the cafe I worked at, to wait with the guys who clean the grease traps out. The smell was worse then anything I had ever smelled (remember I work with kids...), and that damn part of the show brought back horrible memories of the smell. I'm still gagging, but I pride myself on having a stomach of steel, and managed to survive the thought. When you're job entails you to use a tool called the "turd herder" you have to wonder. However, I'm thinking it would make a wonderful gift for that special someone in your life. Who's birthday is coming up?