I'm becoming famous for this.
I wash pants/sweaters with Kleenex in the pockets. I forget it's there and I don't really do a thorough check of pockets. I've washed money enough times that I know it will survive, and anything else I don't really care about or it would be out of the pocket.
Want to see me rage? Watch me as I pull out yet another sweater covered in Kleenex feces. They don't pick off easily either. The dryer will take care of most of it, but as luck always seems to have it, it happens in a load where it's all delicates that I hang to dry.
Yeh. That's what I'm complaining about today.
I'll get over it.
I always do.
On the humour side of things, today one of my students says to me "My brother once confused a tampon for a granola bar." Unfortunately, another teacher sent him on his way before he could finish. I really wanted to hear this one out!
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Okay honestly...how in blue fuck does a person confuse a tampon with a granola bar????
I wouldn't want to eat a tampon, nor would I like to put a granola bar in the hoo ha
Hella sad ;P
How do you confuse a tampon with a granola bar!! Interesting!
Wish I had a penny for everytime I've heard that--I'd have a WHOLE penny by now ;)
Keep up the great blogging :)
I could go on and on about all the things I've washed. When you have two boys it comes with the territoy. There was this frog once... I kid. Velcro in my sons shorts is the worst. Ever have one of your best sweaters get attached to that shit? See Shora totally flip out.
tampon = granola bar? wtf??
i do that shit all the time, except i tend to forget packs of gum in my pockets
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you know, i was wondering why my granola bar had that little string on it
Kleenex feces. Niiiiiiice.
Chase the kid down!!! I want to hear about it!!
I like Hella's phrase up there: How in blue fuck? Hahaha!
I wahed my pride and dignity..lol..hmm lets see. Tampons and granola bars both have the strange paper/foil wrapper thing with wording on it. One says playtex, the other healthychoice or somesuch. I can see where if you were in a hurry you would think maybe soemone left a yummy platex brand granola bar on the bathroon sink...
I do the same thing with my laundry. But I'll tell you also, what my brother did with tampons. One day I came home from school to walk throught he yard to enter the house...there were tampons all over the yard...my brother was slapping the applicator so the tampons would shoot out. He said they were rockets!!!
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