It occurred to me today (while watching a co-worker eat a muffin) that there are two kinds of people in this world. Those who eat the bottoms of the muffin first, and those who eat the top first.
Personally, if I'm going to eat a muffin (the dessert thing..nothing else you perverts!) then I always eat the bottom first. I turn that baby over and pick away at it's bottom (man can that be taken dirty!) I like the top best, because it's usually crunchy. Crunchy is good. I could probably do without the whole bottom and just eat the top. I wonder why they don't just sell muffin tops, like they do donut holes?
Maybe I can develop some kind of theory (like the middle child theory that seems to haunt me) about muffin eaters?
Where do you start when you eat a muffin?
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
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Could your desire to develop a theory about muffin eaters be a result of your severe case of middle child syndrome?
Also, I believe that Sukey makes Lorlie a basket FULL of muffin tops when she needs her to b-sit the kids last minute (Gilmore Girls Reference). I think my poor spelling may give my identity away.
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when i saw the title i felt a tingling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
then it was really muffins!
Well maybe u need to go into biz then Sass!
but if I may id like to suggest to make "pound cake tops" as well as fried chicken skins!
Id absolutely by fried chicken skins!
I was gonna say i didnt eat muffins but i did not want that to have any chance to be misconstrued!
I turn em inside out and eat em like a grapefruit!
js
Where do you start when you eat a muffin?
I take off her panties
First off, you shoulda known that Exile would write something along those lines...LOL! and I wouldn't have him any other way!
Secondly I eat the top first....it's my favorite. With me I go right for what I want the most first........no comments from the peanut gallery ;P
Tops first for me!
I start to eat them from the side first then you get the best of both top and bottom!!
I eat the top first. and i pick it apart and eat little pieces of it. then, ill eat the bottom with out usually peeling away the paper.. just pick at it with my fingers.
i do the same to chocolate covered donuts.. however, those i eat bottom first, saving the chocolate for last...
matt thinks its hilarious.
What kind of office do you work in that you could watch that? :) I know you said not to take it the wrong way, but as a dude there is no way you can say eat and muffin in the same breath and not have a certain connotation. (I don't make the rules)
Seinfeld did a whole episode on Muffin tops, it was pretty funny.
Exile had the right answer! I tear the top off ever so carefully, eat the bottom then the top. I too like the crunchy.
I save the tops for last, too. I was totally gonna say something about Seinfeld but g-man beat me to it. Dang.
muffin tops are something else altogether!
I either eat the bottom first so I can savour the top last, or give one of my kids the bottom and only eat the top of the muffin.
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