Someone told me if you smear a bit of dog crap on an itchy insect bite, it will take away the itch and reduce the swelling. Would someone kindly tell me who figures these things out and who in their right mind would rather smell like shit than itch a bit?
Not that it's even warm enough here yet to start thinking about bug bites.
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you know what, the world will never know. because whether it works or not, no one is going to try it.
of course, the first time you get stung by a jelly fish we're all going to gather around and pee on you!
LMAO@ Exile!
Shit, eh?
interesting...
um, i think it's usually said to see if people are dumb enough to DO it.
cause you KNOW there are people out there dumb enough to do it. you just have to find them.
and the peeing thing on jelly fish bites. yeah.. it works.. my cousin was bitten. on her foot.. so she peed in a cup and dumped it on herself..lol.. then went to a doc for cream..
or something...
plus 10 tomorrow.. supposed to get to 18 by the end of the week.
here's hoping!
I always wonder who thought of eating a coconut. Like, it's the hardest thing to open and it's not that tasty... Who saw that brown bowling ball in a tree and thought it would be delicious?
Your timing is completely perfect you wonderful girly!! Nope - I don't think I will give up the calamine lotions just yet!!
YOU have been nominated! Come over an have a looksy!! :)
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