Monday, April 30, 2007

Tax Deadline tonight.

This is the first year I've had to owe money. I always get a nice lump sum back...this sucks. It's not a lot of money, but dammit, I've waited until the last day to give it to them.
I hope someone chokes on it.
And dies.

10 comments:

Osbasso said...

I do the exact same thing. Unfortunately, with our tax day and my bday falling on the same day, it makes for sort of a boring bday (not this year though!).

Mackey said...

Awww that sucks donkey dink!!!!!!
Send the money you owe them all in pennies!!!
That'll teach 'em!!!!

Mackey said...

....American pennies!!!!!!!:D

KBear said...

i understand!!!!! i usually get over 100 back,

this year, i got 50 bucks.. i cried.

next year, ill have to pay.. cause she doesnt want to charge us rent cause it will put her taxes up...:(

Anonymous said...

its always better to give than to recieve especially on tax day! If you recieve then they held your hard earned all year intrest free!

But to get out of it you could flash em your breasteses or either show them the heath bar and ass trick thingy that I'm still not sure i underrstand ;)~
no matter how hard Hippy tried splainin it to me
js

Randi said...

I paid out the nose this year. Now I'm poverty level. Excellent.

The Funky Bee said...

oh no! that sucks. I hope they choke on it too! SO THERE TAXES...

Robin Alexa said...

I just got this email from my accouting department today:

"Due to an error on one of my spreadsheets, you were not charged for EI or CPP on one of your commissions from last year. The CRA has sent us a review letter indicating that we/you were short $493.68 in CPP payments and $180.81 in EI payments. These amounts will be included in an amended T4 the CRA will provide me and be taken into account for the taxes you have filed for 2006. These amounts will be taken off the next cheque you receive, but will not appear as EI or CPP deductions in 2007 (they are already included in 2006).

If you have any questions, let me know."

I have a few questions actually.

NO APOLOGY??? NO IT MUST SUCK FOR YOU TO OPEN YOUR EMAIL AND FIND A SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLAR PROBLEM. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Sassy said...

Binsk - Are you fucking serious. Let's go get gross on them.

KSHIPPYCHIC said...

I like Mack's idea - send them a shit stack of pennies....