Imagine my horror. I went out to grab a few groceries and was in the checkout line when I happened to look up at the screen which shows your purchases, and up there for everyone to see is a picture of my ass! No kidding. At first I wondered if there was a pervert in the vicinity with some kind of sick shoe cam, but why would it be up on the grocery checkout screen? I looked around and found the culprit camera, just staring at my booty! Conversation as follows:
Me: excuse me, could you please tell me why my butt is on your screen?
Check out lady: well, it's to see if you have something on the bottom.
Me: I can see quite clearly that I don't have anything on my bottom.
Check out lady: not your bottom ma'am, the bottom of your cart.
Me: then shouldn't it be pointed at the cart?
Check out lady: well technically it is, but you see you've pushed your cart forward and your bottom is in the way.
Me: oooohh. Are you going to charge me for that piece of meat?
What is this world coming to?
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14 comments:
haha.. sounds like a great job for pervs.
Ahhhhahahaha, great.
OMG!! That's just wrong - thankfully my ass is so big that no one would be able to tell it was my ass!!! LOL!
If that was my ass I would be accused of trying to steal some cottage cheese!!!
DAMN WISH I WOULDA BEEN THERE WITH YA WE COULD HAVE HAD ALOT OF FUN WITH THEM!!!HEE-HEE-HEE DAMN THE LUCK!
Hey!!!You & Becky could go the store & put your ass cracks on there Mar!!! Oh imagine the possiblities:)
LOL.. :D
You should've done like Matthew McConaughey on Ed TV and started checking it out and feeling it, then shaking it like a salt shaker!!
HAHAHAHAHA!! I crack myslef up!!
oh my god that is HILARIOUS! I've never heard of such a thing, you must have a high grocery theft rate in Canadia eh? That totally sucks! Sorry your ass was on display. but that is a great story ;O)
LMAO!!!
Haha wow... you're a real grocery store celebrity now! I tried to search for an informative link to a "booty cam" on the web, but surprisingly enough, it just came up with porn...
I looked up at the security camera at the grocery store the other day and realized my hair is starting to get reeeeeallly thin up top.
Very depressing.
That's funny!
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