Snipets of a Monday

I was sitting in a waiting room today, occupied by the 24 hour news channel (yippee!). There was this horrifying story being shown. It sent every hair on my body on end, gave me goosebumps and will no doubt keep me up all night in fits or terror. It happened somewhere in butt-fuck Idaho United States (I really can't remember....but the further away the better!). Some poor unsuspecting family discovered a HUGE beehive in the walls of their house! 6 feet by 2 feet! That would be enough to cause a coronary, or for me to drop dead on the spot. I think my heart actually stopped briefly upon hearing this. To this poor family, I can't even imagine what you are dealing with... and quite frankly I don't want to give it another thought.

On the same news channel I think I heard correctly that the beloved Cruise-Holmes baby does not infact have a name that means princess or flower (or whatever it is that Suri means), instead apparently some Hebrew people are saying that it actually means "scat, or go away" which is precisely what many of us would like Tom to do.

Lastly, in the column of "it probably sounded better in his head" (thanks to s!) this took place later in the day. My SO and I were going to see a man about fighting a ticket that he got (*sighs*) and really didn't need on his record. After the usual business with fighting tickets and the subsequent payment for his services, he stands up and says, "Don't worry M, I'll get you off!" Is it only me, or is that just way to funny to hear? He really does go out of his way to keep his clients happy!